The muse for a foursome during one stressful night before finals week in college:

Damn, I didn't know that Tracie had the chops for investigative journalism. More, please!

What's this? Britney brought up stereotypes when asked a loaded question about the one thing she likes about an enormous group of people?

I saw this $15 Ad Hoc fried chicken kit at my local W-S the other day. They also had Ad Hoc spice hub for 10 bucks. Folks, the recipes are on the goddamn Internet and they use cheaper ingredients.

Heh, I often witness cultural debates that are best described as Whole Foods Whites vs. Walmart Whites.

I hear ya. Gotta love it when well-meaning Enlightened White Progressives ask you, "As a [insert race or ethnicity], why don't you believe this?" It basically translates to, "Why don't you unquestioningly accept everything my way?"

No kidding, I've had plenty of well-meaning, Enlightened White Progressives treat me like a specimen in class and elsewhere on campus just because I'm Eurasian. C'mon people, I'm just a boring, ol' Homo sapien.

I wish that more pop culture critics would use the more appropriate term, "Cultural misappropriation."

I doubt that she's depressed, she's simply poking fun at her singlehood.

"Unfortunately, what we have here is just a steaming pile of inaccurate stereotypes, veering into the territory of caricature."

The reminds me of the 90's crime trend in Sacramento where teens would shoot or stab pedestrians for their Air Jordans or NBA parkas.

Mickey: "Get the fuck up, GET THE FUCK UP!"

I'm definitely not a Jonas fan, but I do have to say that was one of the most insightful and level-headed celebrity interviews I've read in a long time.

An oldie I heard at a barber shop when I was a kid:

How can you not laugh at the "Aqualung" disco call?

Another of Ryan's many attempts at "edgy" humor. So douchey.

It's about securing bragging rights for saving 50 bucks on a TV - a feat that'll impress friends and relatives for, oh, 20 seconds.

No kidding. Logic doesn't always make sassy blog posts.

I think there needs to be more of a distinction between "horrible photography," "horrible food," and "horrible food horribly photographed."

What, surely you are not dissing the "Herpes Triangle" of sports bars in the CH (i.e. Bobby McGee's, El Torrito, TGI Fridays)?