I think you meant Gold River. Sac Town is actually loaded with the type of women you describe, especially in East Sac, Rosemont, and the Fabulous Forties.

I believe that complainer meant, "They're stealing our jobs selling antiques and crafts made by Back-to-the-Land Hippies in the 70's."

You're mistaken, only the Sacramento suburb of Rio Linda is Floridian. Rush Limbaugh was actually right, RL is the Armpit of Sacramento County. Much of Sac Town is great and is shaded by roughly three trees per square foot.

A one-liter bottle of Old Crow: the hooch of choice for middle-aged drunks who watch television 12 hours a day.

What's this? People bring up stereotypes when they're asked to describe what members of a particular group look like?

Indeed, there's been a lot of misinformation about this case already.

"Can we have a calm, rational discussion about cultural appropriation, where the lines should be drawn, how much intent matters, etc, etc without lambasting people as racist from the start?"

I watched an interesting ESPN special the other night where a few '63-era Dallas Cowboys said they knew Ruby from his strip club and they thought he was a royal douchebag before the shooting.

Are you talking about General Edwin Walker? Oswald actually failed to assassinate him.

A moment of silence for Sacramento's finest contribution to the pizza chain business, Shakey's and its gloriously salty and greasy pepperoni.

California's biggest contribution to American pizza is Round Table, which came outta Redwood City.

Wild Bread - the mother of all munchies for countless, stoned UC Davis students.

So it's basically any pizza with unusual toppings (i.e. the Extreme Pizza chain)?

Hey now, some writers need to eat.

That's the ethic for countless bloggers and political writers.

Make that spectacularly a part of it.

Busted!

Chicago and NY pizza both have their pros and cons, but I have to say that I dearly love Indian pizza that's loaded with masala.

Gotta love the rude staff that loses their shit when their place gets crowded.