They usually go for the softcore, pay-per-view porn (i.e. Playboy Channel). It's all about the inspiration for the procreation, baby.

I've often read that pay-per-view porn is big business in Utah since many married Mormon guys consume it alone in hotel rooms, unknown to their wives who could otherwise track down online searches.

Good ol' DC. I had a college classmate who was walking down a street with her handsome BF when a nearby gay fella told him, "Ditch the bitch and make the switch!"

Ditto, it's a little sad to see how Bruno Mars delivered an awesome, professional performance last night but I guess you can't milk an essay or blog post about What This Means to American Society regarding musicians who simply do their jobs.

While I watched Miley's dances and Gaga's constant costume/wig/makeup changes last night, I thought about how, 20 years ago, a singer could tear it up by standing completely still.

Hmm...this reminds me why Basil Hayden and I don't get along very well.

Don't tell me you that you prefer the high fructose corn syrup that oozes out of every bite of a McGriddle:

Why did I click on this post right after eating a pulled pork sandwich for lunch?

Indeed, although making sure that one's records and styluses are clean are a royal pain.

Eh, it's a cheap shot that's meant to bait pageviews.

Humph, amateurs:

I prefer Pogo's old microhouse take on Alice:

Yep, Rev. Falwell promised PTL supporters he would go down a slide in a full suit if they met a fundraising goal. Of course, he wound up running Heritage USA into the ground to spite the disgraced Jim Bakker.

Hold on, lemme make a call on a LSD-laced payphone.

I believe I've found the culprit for the bacterial outbreaks (4:45):

You need to know the awesomeness of Action Park, America's most dangerous water park:

This child star also turned out all right:

So apparently pork tastes like chicken to Miley. Gütiger Himmel!

"Tomorrow, who is going to make a fuss?"

Indeed, progressives will be surprised by how many leftists take an ideological about-face when they become older. Many members of my family remind me about that.