What makes you believe that today's young people won't grow into grouchy reactionaries when they're middle-aged? Many folks tend to become intellectually frozen in the era when they became politically conscious, and will look upon subsequent political changes and movements with suspicion. God knows that when I'm older…

Indeed, "anal sex is Mother Nature's condom" as I overheard a wise man say:

Where's Old Man Wolfe? We need him to observe more mating rituals of the offspring of Old Gotham's Masters of the Universe and the Plastic Fantastic Orange-Tanned Venuses of the Mega-Me Generation:

Have fun in Iowa, and thanks for the memories of those two SF Bay Area Jezebel gatherings in '08 when we drank half the booze supply of Cha Cha Cha's and that polo shop in the Richmond.

"He looks like a young, dumb, Boston douche at a club."

When were you in school? Every rock snob I knew in the 90's and 00's wouldn't dare crack open an issue of RS or Spin.

Indeed, civil and respectful housemates generally make dull reality television (ex. the London cast of MTV's Real World).

Only Raptor Jesus can judge us.

I take it that "imagination" calls for creative prejudice.

"Sociological imagination," a red flag if there ever was one.

"No One's Talking About..." is a catchier pageview-baiting headline than "Many Journalists are Not Talking About..." despite that it's false.

There are times when I wish I could be chilling at the New Orleans Square, and this is coming from a bitter, cynical newspaper editor.

The SF Chronicle quoted two people who were soooo ticked off that the crash, which claimed two lives and injured 49, had cancelled their flights. It reminds me of Louis CK's rant about passengers bitching about delayed flights despite the miracle of air travel: http://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/articl…

The plane was bound from Seoul, I believe that most of the passengers were Asian.

They ought to subtract water from the contest to test the hardcore huevos of the competitors.

You need Trader Joe's Vodka of the Gods in your life. But seriously, Tito's is an awesome vodka you can get for under 20 bucks.

Amen, it's supposed to be fuckin' 115 degrees in our town on Wednesday. Although to be fair, SF households usually don't have the sacred AC we have.

Prop 8 is basically dead in the water, so far.

Gotta love anti-Eurasian bigotry.

For those confused, Florida law only requires six jurors and four alternates for a trial. Twelve jurors are needed if it's a capital offense case.