hey man, I pulled the gun on mom jeans, and they are amaze

I would always with Joey McIntyre like a screen door in a hurricane. My unending first celebrity crush.

Trump can’t buy the education, class, grace, and adoration Obama has.

He’s pickled. All those drugs and alcohol have pickled his insides.

Holy shit. I’m so sorry. Is he having problems at work or worse possibly cheating on you? Are you more successful than him? I studied marriage and the family. Men often become douchebags during and after their wives pregnancy.

Adding.... THIS LAW KIDS WILL GET ABUSED AND ABANDONED. Forcing people who do not want to raise a child (or cannot raise a child) to raise a disabled child is a terrible, terrible, terrible idea.

OH. MY. FUCK.

it’s like cream/creme

Dairy people are weird. And from what I understand, dairies are awful for the environment.

Honestly, when I read that, I was like, “Holy shit, give this guy a cookie for being self-aware!” All the dudes I’ve known who are like that think that they are perfectly great and normal people and it’s the women around them who are irrational and unreasonable. I have much less of a problem with people being immature…

he sounds exactly  like your typical, standart, basic male.

They also think it is somehow charming in a wild, untamed loner kinda way. they rope in women who have bought into the idea that love can change/cure people. It is similar to the women who think it is cute or charming when they brag about being high-maintenance drama queens.

John Mellencamp sounds exactly like every person I’ve ever dated. And also like my dad. 🤔

Not sure if you’re joking, but you need to get over it, OK? I don’t have any love for the Trump administration or his family and Ivanka’s dress is a bit weird for this, but this “hehe bimbos who wear fancy dresses don’t deserve our respect” bullshit I’m seeing lately is a bit misogynist. You may know an intelligent…

I hope she is the designated supreme, just case there’s a (god forbid) attack on the Congress by aliens.

I actually think that they are going to fall for the same thing a couple more times before the end of the year.

It’s dictator chic.

CNN said that since he’s still in the service he has to serve—he can’t refuse like a civilian could.

Where is that?

You know what this reminds me of? Peterhof Palace. In Russia.