Party Over Country

• The Kremlin reportedly fears that Trump will be impeached or assassinated. [Foreign Policy]

I don’t know why boys (represented by Logan) get to keep their mouths closed while all the girls have that odd little toothy pout. But regardless, this is an exciting development in the overpriced doll market and I will watch his future career with interest.

Today he should be ashamed? Every day. This fucker ran out on his constituents during a town hall meeting and the next day said that they were all paid protestors. Fuck him.

So, what exactly are the grounds for impeachment when getting a bj from an intern was almost a valid reason and lying and cheating and conflicts of interest and maybe treason arent?

Because our country was built on an ancient Indian burial ground and it’s finally coming back to haunt us.

Rather than “Values Voters” I think we should start calling the Trumpkins the “Play Russian Roulette With Your Foot” Voters.

According to court documents she was trying to use the position of first lady to create a once in a lifetime opportunity to take in cash on fragrance and clothing lines. Disgusting and likely to backfire, but hey, she was just like all working mom’s, amiright? Meanwhile we pay millions for her to park her butt in a…

To me it is such a sexist vestigial remain. Like, she wasn’t elected, she isn’t getting paid for the position, but she is still expected to do a whole bunch of work because her husband is President. And people threw a shit-fit when Michelle Obama commented that there should be some kind of compensation for the First…

LOL, I try to bring my lunch and spend less every day, how unAmerican of me!

I believe that he doesn’t drink, but he’s clearly been on a cocktail of insane drugs and pills his entire adult life.

weed is much easier on your body, especially if you eat or vape it. just sayin. that’s how i plan on getting through the trump years.

Or so he says. He also says he is the healthiest president ever and all sorts of other bold face lies.

Shakespeare nerd here! Since the play was Coriolanus and Brutus is like..third stringer in that play the more accurate pairing is Caius (or Coriolanus) vs. Tullus.

There’s always at least one. Don’t argue. They’re not really trying to be right, they’re trying to listen to themselves to make sure they sound as smart as they’re sure they do. They don’t, but you won’t convince them.

That’s the face of an alcoholic. A serious alcohol. Like I am going for the Guinness record by going for the Guinness.

That same wannabe-libertarian in the dirty trenchcoat on campus who tries to seduce you with Bukowski and then bores you all night with Rand. Luhoooo-zuherrrr.

That reminds me of the time a guy I knew in college said he didn’t like the Beatles because they just sounded like everyone else.

We all know that asshole who walks around quoting The Art of War all the time because they think it makes them sound like a cool business person. We all hate that asshole.

The Pope a socialist? Damn, that would mean he’s truly following in Jesus’ footsteps.