Tell em’ Woody.

That is scarily hysterical. Escentially, he is attempting to say that all the negative stories are fake but all the positive stories are true. God what a fuckwit people just put in office.

Looks like that NYT story and all of the President Bannon talk has officially gotten under Cheeto’s skin.

When Mr. Trump is not watching television in his bathrobe...

Chance was actually Jesus (last scene: walks on water), but nobody in Washington knew who was amongst them.

“Most horrifically, if we are still able to identify horror in our daily stew of urgent and physically-sickening emotions, is that Trump hasn’t really been all that involved in the writing of his executive orders (not that he’d likely help) and didn’t mean to appoint Steve Bannon, his white supremacist chief advisor…

Seriously it is bullshit. That house belongs to the public, not to their fucking convenience. If you don’t want to do the job, get out.

I am hoping that before they left, the Obama’s installed in the White House three animatronic ghosts programmed to visit Trump on Christmas Eve.

Perhaps this has been covered here but since I don’t remember seeing it :

Maybe it will cause a rip in space-time and we can all be transported to a more logical world.

Brilliant. I love it - is it too clever for him tho? My current favorite trolling is to call Bannon the “real” president, because I believe it will really get under his skin, that one.

Agreed.

Gaga should scrap whatever performance she had planned,and she should stand silently on the stage for 20 minutes holding a sign that says “resist”

I was commenting the other day that I’m not sure if it’s good or bad that he’s so easy to to troll because he cares way too much what people think about him and he’s just too susceptible to almost nonsensical insults. Because if there is one thing the internet is fully, fully prepared for, it is flinging petty insults…

I thought of resurrecting my twitter; but I was afraid of ending up on a list. I don’t think before I hit submit when I have passionate angry feelings about things.

We should have seen where we were heading when “what’s the big deal? He probably deserved it” became a political issue after a kid got killed by a random busybody.

I have a friend who opened a Twitter account just so he could troll him. I’m tempted to do the same (I won’t because I’m too old for Twitter). But I agree, I think it’s very effective because he cares about what people say on there.

Off-topic but I stumbled on to Trumpelthinskin’s Twitter account earlier and they are unanimously dragging the ever-loving fuck out of him in his mentions (and you know he reads all of it), particularly in his Tweet about his response to the judge turning down the appeal. I make a habit of looking through his replies…

His supporters are stupid enough that they will protest Budweiser by drinking Bud Light.

Do I have to buy and drink Budweiser to protest the troglodytes now? Godammit why couldn’t it have been Bohemia or Negra Modelo