That said, there is a town named rat’s mouth.

Wait, there’s a town in Florida called fat whore? Oooookay.

She’s a patron saint. 2020? Please!?

Did they call it puppy love?

I always found Jimmy Fallon to be as inspiring as a warm-up comedian for an episode of Kelly and Michael.

Obamacare replaced by my Dad?

He’s great. This is what he should be doing.

I am not really team anyone but Hollywood is always Team Penis.

I didn’t feel like Liz was into him at all. Brought on for drama... And can we make some heavy assumptions about his bedroom skills at this point? This is the third woman who lost interest after having sex with him.... She had sex with a hottie at a wedding, who seems sensitive, and asked for her number and she said…

Is it just me, or is there a fair amount of slut shaming wrapped up in The Bachelor? You get a group of women who’ll talk on camera about how hot the guy is, make innuendos, kiss him either when they think no one’s looking or even in full view of others....

I mean I don’t blame them for wanting to leave the show. They were all probably cast thinking they’d be getting a chunk of country-singin’ down home all-american boy Luke, and instead they get this smarmy, punch-bait twerp.

I have it on as background noise while I lesson plan sometimes. Can’t do that with actual good tv on.

Sometimes you are just so burnt out all you can do is watch the dryer cycle.

I found this episode to be horrifically transparent. Here are the receipts:

Because it is amazing TV, just in a different way

So.. Brad is the shrewd but curmudgeonly drunk and Angie is the.. charismatic mass murderer?

I grew up in New England, moved to the South. In New England, white people “believe” racism is considered low class and impolite and they’ll hide it, but behind folks’ backs, they say (and do) the most unbelievable things. In the South and Midwest, it’s casual but up-front. At least in the South, sometimes you know…

The US is a racist country. One part of the country isnt any more racist than the other. It just tends to manifest itself in different ways around the country.

I heard more horrific things during my four years in New England during college than all my years growing up in Texas. The Deep South dislikes “black people,” but likes every black person they meet; New England likes “African Americans,” but hate every black person they see on the street.

So, is the store closed for good, or...? Franchising rules can be complicated: Crichton owns it, kinda, but rents it, kinda? I feel bad that everybody who works there is going to lose their jobs over this because their boss is an idiot racist.