Oh, fuck I hope so!

The alien mega structure is coming! Try to be positive.

Yeah, this year has been a motherfucker, but I’m confident that 365 days from now, we’ll be longing for good ‘ole 2016.

The poor woman I can’t imagine having my child go before me you have my sympathy.

That’s what gets me about all of the deaths this year. These weren’t just famous people. These were deeply beloved individuals that we admire even more now that we know how much we miss them. There have been way too many. You forgot Alan Rickman and Gene Wilder, for example.

Think how much better this country would be if, in addition to finding affordable child care solutions, they also paid teachers a decent salary AND provided a better education.

Trump: Blood coming out of her wherever.

Nothing new. Snowflakes have always been white, cold and only bearable from a distance. Untill you had the misfortune to get to know them better ...

I’m gonna give you the benefit of the doubt and say that you wrote this via your phone. I do agree with you that it was shitty, only because Twitter is the exact wrong medium for a nuanced, inflammatory joke that requires a good deal of prior information to understand. And also that it’s a bad pun on a Bing Crosby…

I’m pretty sure it just boiled down to rich guys not wanting to pay taxes.

I want to know where all of the Republicans are who were crying havoc about Obama’s supposed monarchy/authoritarian dictatorship.

Having been raised evangelical, I was already well aware of how hypocritical and dishonest evangelicals tend to be, but it was “nice” to watch them spell it out so unmistakablely.

As long as it is a Republican monarchy Reince is probably ok with it. We’re already being restructured for one party rule.

They’d have plausible deniability if they hadn’t said “this” Christmas heralds the coming of a new King.

By the way, the Wise Men didn’t show up until the Epiphany, which is not today. Good thing they know their Christianity.

This year has destroyed the small bit of respect I had for evangelicals. You vote 3:1 for the walking embodiement of all seven deadly sins and then say I can’t have an IUD because of Jesus? Fuck off.

When the RNC spokesperson responded by saying that he was offended, this is a classic personality trait common in domestic abuse situations. The person in the wrong flips the script to blame the accuser, avoiding blame themself. This is indicative of a person who is narcissistic, who believes they are inherently…

Granted, I haven’t read scripture in a while...but this new Jesus seems...well...different than I remember.

I’m beginning to believe people are being threatened into uttering these embarrassments, because to do so willingly is just completely unfathomable.

The main takeaway from this election: the bulk of Mormons genuinely believe the ethical redlines in their scriptures, the bulk of evangelicals are exactly the craven amoral fucknuts everyone else has always suspected.