At this point, I have zero concern about things increasing cravings for alcohol.

Vaping weed and Bombay are the only things keeping me from a rampage.

You know, after the election I thought, “Okay, lets be realisitc here. Things won’t be too crazy, at least not for a little bit. There will be some room to breathe before the Shitlord-Elect takes office and maybe we can all calm down a bit.”. But nope. Every god damn day is one more anxiety heaped on another.

So for the inevitable WW3, we’re “Team Evil”? I guess it won’t matter if there’s no one left to actually write the history books.

It’s nice knowing we are all headed in the right direction. It’s like a warm blanket. Soft, soothing and comforting.

Unfortunately, I think we’ve gotten Charlie Chaplin. I don’t know why he’s wearing that ugly orange spray tan, though.

Y’know, passing the Paycheck Fairness Act would be an even BIGGER step towards equality...just sayin’...but yeah sure draft women that’s good too I guess.

As far as I know: creeper dudes. Creepers are the audience. 

I got called a liberal elitist for commenting about a nativity scene being removed from a city hall “Go to a church if you want to see a nativity display.” After getting a bunch of defensive “don’t look”s I asked if this was an Islamic display would they be just as upset? Ignored. So I said “Get over yourselves.”…

Right, because god knows people like Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter are never, ever smug.

But liberals are smug and condescending when they point out these people are idiotic fucknuts.

I am tired of talking about how stupid these people are. They are stupid and they are never going to get any smarter. There is no amount of edumacation that will disloge their fantasy world. The only question that we should grapple with now is: can we continue to coexist, indefinitely, with people who live in a…

And those are the people that The Dems supposedly didn’t reach out to in this election? Exactly how the fuck was Hillary Clinton supposed to reach those willfully ignorant maniacs?

I posit that she is both fully aware of and embraces said toxicity, and intends to use it to her full advantage. That one is no victim.

The rich know climate change is coming. They’re well-prepared for it. But boy is it a good tool to use to turn the masses against those “liberal elites” who want you to do heinous things like buy new light bulbs and stop throwing plastic, glass, paper, and metal in the garbage!

Have you noticed lately how many words and phrases are ruined? You can’t use the word “trump” properly, or refer to building any kind of wall (me playing blocks with my kid: “I’m gonna build a...partition.”) “Grab” used in any way, my brain has a little neon light that flickers “pussy”. I can’t even think something is…

It’s a reality show.

But emails or something right?

Petraeus was sentenced to two years’ probation in April 2013 for passing classified information to Paula Broadwell, who was at the time writing his biography and with whom he was also having an affair.

Mel Brooks and George Orwell both thought that laughing at the last group of Nazis would rob them of their power to terrorize English speaking citizens. I guess that’s why the GOP has been trying to destroy public education for the past 40 years...