Can you imagine if Lear tweeted? I want to see this adaptation IMMEDIATELY.

He’s not being magnanimous. Trump doesn’t drink.

Neither one of them drinks alcohol, what does it matter?

Would really like to know what Mitt’s endgame is here. For a long time I was in the “Mitt is trying to do public service by going to work for someone he hates because there has to be at least one semi-reasonable person in the whole of the cabinet” but then it just seemed he’s doing a Christie. That look on his face in…

Probably just an excuse to continue the luxury of suing others while being First Lady. Why educate others on bullying when you can just silence them with legal means?

Ahhhh YOU’RE RIGHT! The whole shitshow that surrounds the giant turd that is Drumpf is so Shakespearean. I can’t believe that had never occurred to me.

Minus the Desdemona bits. but seriously Melania, guard your hankies.

Bread and circuses and walmart

Oh, well, Bannon is totally a drunk. He’s been trying to drink away his fear that he might not be 100% white for 50 years.

Reading his bill, it looks like he wants to give out tax credits for people to buy insurance ($1,200 a year for those under 35 - not nearly enough. While at the same time bringing costs down through tort reform. This is not a serious plan.

Romney will refuse the appointment, guaranteed. Mittens is a straight shooter compared to these clowns. He won’t want to gum up his shoes with all the dogshit he’d be required to walk through in order to work with them.

Misogyny. Incoherence. Ennui.

His cabinet picks are the very people and their successors and proteges that have fucked this country for the last 35 years.

No doubt he’ll make a modest proposal.

We are one or two Trump sleepless nights away from Alex Jones being appointed as Secretary of Conspiracy Theories.

Ooh, could she be the statue of liberty covered in ants?

I wish much more that this was a Coen brothers flick, or even Wes Anderson. At least they have an asthetic I could deal with. Hell, let’s go full Tim Burton and call it a day.

Okay, friends. So now that our suspicions have been confirmed and we’re all aware that we are indeed in a David Lynch movie, what happens in the second act?

Ironically, that would make it easier to get an abortion in the state of Texas.

Shit like this is why The Handmaid’s Tale is such an important book.