Look, I totally buy it. The paper ballot vs. digital machine counts in WI are completely fishy (that is, if what I’ve read, isn’t fake news cooked up by those Macedonian teens).

I trust that all the conservatives who complained about the expense and inconvenience every time the Obamas visited Hawaii will be up in arms.

On Friday, Tequila tweeted photos of herself at a private, alt-right D.C. dinner

I got married in May. When we heard about Leonard Cohen I told my husband I wish we had waited 7 months. 2016 is not a year I want to remember fondly.

You know, I came to a horrible realization.

That’s amazing. Words basically have no meaning anymore.

You kidding me? The whole Republican/conservative platform is based around making the whole world their “safe space.” “I REFUSE to give in to PC LIBS who want to censor my FREEZE PEACH because they get all butthurt when I TELL IT LIKE IT IS. What, you said something that makes me vaguely uncomfortable? WHY ARE YOU…

I’m having the exact same thing. It’s amazing what I can tolerate now if I know someone isn’t a Trumper.

I feel you. I am really glad I got laid before the election because I inherently assume all penises voted for Trump, even though I know it’s not true.

Like everything about Trump, it’s trailer park Louis XIV.

If it helps to put it in context, these people believe that interracial relationships are “white genocide” and that getting kicked off of Twitter is the same as physical death.

Isn’t she supposed to be a model? Her expression, her body language, so awkward! But maybe I’m confused - is “model” a word sometimes used for foreign prostitutes and mail order brides?

Either this person wants to perpetuate a genocide on Syrian refugees or they think that Syrian refugees are only trying to escape a warzone in order to perpetuate a genocide on Western Jews. Both ideas are batshit insane, and unfortunately they’re probably both equally plausible theories in the eyes of a Trump voter.

Miss Havisham’s drapes

I think she looked prettier before the meat was sucked out of her cheeks but dear lord that is a new money, dog’s breakfast, My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding style dress.

Ooh ooh, he must be the Grand Wizard of Oz.

I always used to assume it was heavy-handed cosmetic procedures. Lately, I’ve started to wonder if she really needs her vision corrected, but won’t, for obvious reasons.

Seriously. It looks like something Maria von Trapp might cook up with a bed-in-a-bag.

I feel like she made the serious model face on day and it stuck.