It’s like being given the choice between Brussels Sprouts and cat feces mixed with arsenic.

P.S. Thank you for your 18 years of hard work on behalf of the kiddos.

Most of u know that I have been a special needs teacher/administrator for nearly 18 years, the only job I have ever known. Excuse me now, there is a huge lump in my throat and I’m sobbing as I write this. Of the hundreds of children with special needs that I have worked with, I can tell you that every single one of…

Gohmert’s rural southernness is showing, and I’m back in my whole damn childhood.

The entirety of the GOP seems to illustrate the textbook definition of projection.

As a fellow Bernie Bro, nothing has made me go running into Hillary’s arms like the behavior of the Republican party over the past three months. I went from saying my vote is irrelevant anyway so I’ll stay home (since I live in Mass), to thinking about voting for Jill Stein to being fully onboard with Hillary. Better…

“We need to be praying for Hillary Clinton. There’s special needs there, there’s mental impairment...”

Hearing his message makes me worried that the Jews are losing control of the media.

And welcome to the black experience.

The point is that dudes want to take the opportunity to tell us how big their wieners are.

A story that existed entirely within her own mind. The actual story was “I sat next to Odell Beckham and we didn’t talk.”

I know what you mean. If his reply had been to say this weird woman needs to sit down and stop mentioning him, lots of people would act as though he was being rude by being human.

“I want to be that kind when I grow up.”

Precisely. What’s the biting social commentary that comes with the “outcasts” being in charge? The popular white kids are oppressed? Huh? Oh, and also, if they are in charge they are not outcasts.

“Inspired by character’s names.”

I concur. This is what it’s like when Hollywood makes dumb action movies out of beloved nerd properties. Only somehow worse, because flipping Heathers is like...sociological destruction of the whole point.

I say this ALL THE TIME...and no one gets it. I also like to say “teenage suicide....don’t do it!”

“I love my dead gay son!”

Also, Christian Slater’s career died for 20 years.

I’m conflicted too. However, I firmly believe that if you tell people that they are completely unredeemable, it becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy and they will decide that being a pervert is their unwavering identity. That's pretty dangerous.