“they’re putting this out there to gain something/be vindictive”

5 years ago I was driving 40 in a 30 with expired tags and was pulled over by a cop who paused at the rear driver’s side wheel and drew a gun on me and stood back there barking directions. If a tire had backfired he would have killed me.

Sativa is for the types who want to be high and still think properly. Indica is for flattening out on the couch all day.

An old roommate’s girlfriend claimed to be a medium and told me all about the ghosts living in my 100 year old house. I’ll share more of that in the ghost story thread this October.

Non-story. Everyone who cybers has been catfished by a dude.

Right? I was a massive KISS fan in the 90s. Was.

Me too! I have a personal vendetta against him and he fucks with me on the regular.

I caught my husband doing this a few years ago. I let him make me the crazy one, and didn’t leave because I was 35 and wanted a baby.

Someone broke into my 1997 Honda a few years ago and left me three Yanni CDs and a New Testament.

Or an old timey huckster with a heart of gold?

I was at a frat party. Me and this other girl bonded over our red keg cups.

It's always on the backs of others. I'll bet he has three ex girlfriends with mountains of credit card debt run up trying to help him.

My mother-in-law does that. I always put it right on over what I'm wearing so everyone can see how ridiculous I look.

Everyone feels that way in grad school. If you're not in the humanities, stick it out. If you are, GTFO.

Why doesn't this have more stars?

I kind of love Family Guy’s repeated send-up of that trope.

Some vegans eat nothing but potato chips and Oreos and vegan hot dogs.

Such is life, no?

No, releasing the tax returns is only something they started doing when they started challenging each other to do it, twenty or thirty years back.

I came here to say they all look like Ivanka.