Oh how I wish I'd married that guy...

Are we sure this McIver person is real? Beautiful is a weird adjective to assign to a political speech. Most of these sentences are short and stumpy and Trumpy, too.

No, I just think the debate is weird.

I’m white. I was all racist redneck schadenfreude whoopie until I found out it was the dead man’s mother. I don’t think there would be enough shit in the world for me to lose if someone killed my son.

I thought he was 29?

My baby puked into my mouth once.

I had a baby last year for precisely that reason. I was afraid not to do it, not convinced that I wanted to. I was never maternal or nurturing and had no idea what to do with my dolls as a kid, but holy hell do I love being a parent. I’m gobsmacked by it.

I get the impression she doesn’t take crap. I’m married, but I’m shamefully willing to take a little crap.

I really don’t think that scenario sounds ‘more likely’ at all.

That's not fair. There's a big difference between 14 and 24.

And this also might explain why Monica saved the dress!

That always bothered me, too.

Law of unintended consequences. Don’t invite chaos.

He just likes to look at it, like it’s a dick.

This is why I have at least 18 years to go before I can get divorced.

I knew an evangelical virgin who was really, really into scat.

Wow. When in the history of the world do you imagine that a woman sought help ending a healthy pregnancy within even a few weeks of the due date? This does not happen. I know sometimes women have abortions later than they would have preferred, but that's because of the expense and layers of buerocratic bullshit, not…

I’m not old enough to remember before Roe vs. Wade but older people remember when back room abortions were common. Rich women had clinics they could go to, and will again if abortion is illegal.

From there. Can vouch for this.

Huh. Why did BLM stop Bernie from speaking in Seattle?