It’s how they stay rich old people.

This is a great one to start with: Heroes for Sale (dir. William Wellman, Warners, 1933). It’s a tight 75 minute film which serves as an indictment of the 12 years of Republican policies following the Great War, through one veteran’s attempt to live a decent life in spite of a repressive world. He struggles with…

That’s some 50 Shades of Grey shit with the spikes at the bottom. Would not be surprised if one of these showed up in Deadspin’s next “what did we get stuck inside ourselves in 20XX” post.

If they are willing to cooperate with law enforcement, they will likely be eligible to recieve T Visas. These are set aside for victims of human trafficking. Hopefully this is the case. 

This team really is committed to illegally getting stuff released from their balls.

I’m reading this while holding a Williams Sonoma catalog, just so it can feel some of the hate it was spared last Christmas. 

Everyone is really skating on thin ice with the reporting on this.

I can only dream that it will be good enough to top Kurt Eichenwald and the tentacle porn tweets.

I thought it was because Temujin was pissed that the Mings tried to make him pay for the wall.

I was thinking the same thing.

This is way too much to comprehend and my only takeaway is that I’m going to order Mongolian Beef tonight.

I love waking up early on weekends because it is the best time to do stupid, time-wasting activities like video games absolutely guilt free. And also I can make pancakes.

NO COLLUSION!

To be fair, asking “Why would anyone choose to be a conservative?” is a VERY good question. 

I just got sick to my stomach. Goddamit.

Somehow this is Peter Thiel and/or Univision's fault. 

I don’t Vike this. I don’t Vike this at all.

I for one am sure that BIG BLOG will welcome Drew back with open arms.

Drew, I hope this is not as bad as it sounds and I hope you come back better than ever and sooner than expected.

I SUMMON THE POWER OF CHRIS KLUWE TO AID DREW