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They aren’t giving an exact reason because they expect AB to sue them in an attempt to get his guaranteed money. If anyone associated with the team makes a definitive statement about why AB was cut, that could hamper the Patriots’ lawyers and their defense in court.

It’s a perfectly valid leadership tactic to want to insulate a team from distractions, by taking the media heat. This is one of the reason why most of Belichick’s players respect his leadership style, since he never says anything negative about any player publicly.

I feel like these replies are an exercise in hot take one-upmanship until someone just fucking *dares* to try and make the case for Dave Matthews Band. And since I know you’re out there, kiddo, don’t fucking do it.

If you’re going to make a joke about this it has to be funnier. I don’t make the rules

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer person.

This means the warriors will win doesn’t it

That schools are “getting better” at enforcing custody orders and orders of protection (indeed that this is assumed to be a school responsibility at all) is Reason No. 433,852 why public schools are underfunded.

As with any kind of complex policy, it’s difficult to prove direct causation, but some people who’ve been looking at it have observed that horses don’t have to pass any background checks to purchase handguns in the United States.

Also, why those same new parents were obsessed with using names that have historically been last names, for their sons’ first names.

I loved the article and how in depth it was, but I really wish you’d found a way to do it without citing and crediting PETA. They’re around Scientologists on the crazy scale and I don’t think anything here that included them was *that* critical to the article. 

You can find Flat Earthers all around the globe.

They were the Michigan football of armies. A big preseason ranking. Beat up on lesser competition (the wildlings), then folded like a house of cards when they faced a decent opponent.

Actually, it was on this very website that I learned that there isn’t.

It appears the horse’s name is actually “Arms Runner,” but you played the hand you were dealt.

Such a shame.

What a coincidence. I don’t want to see a video of Robert Kraft getting a hand job. I happen to like having eyeballs.

Well, not entirely an “original work” given that it’s an adaptation of a manga that already had an anime and video game adaptation. It’s still based on an existing franchise, even if not one as big as Marvel.

Jeopardy should be a cabinet department, IMO

Pee is pretty sterile I guess, but poop is filled with bacteria/etc. So if he’s not disinfecting his shower after the dog poops there every time, it’s not a great scenario. (At least that was the thought process for kid potty training) (no I did not train my kid to shit in the shower)

That’s exactly where I thought Drew was going with this too.