as ye sow, Tom, so shall ye reave

Capcom was just giving us clues about Thanos’s weird halfsies thing by giving us egg halves. 

Oh my God. It already looks like crap, but they’re only halves of eggs glued down? It’s like someone looked at the second photo and said, “How can we make this suck the most?”

Purdon’t

As a Boilermaker and a recent OSHA30 cert holder, this is making me physically sick.

You know, when people talk about Marvel Easter Eggs, that’s not what I had in mind...

Ah yes, the Infinity Eggs, Thanos and the Easter Bunny, making shit happen.

Every single recommended story is “Stop preordering video games.” Every. Single. One.
That’s hilarious.

Well this brings back some memories

We named the clock Indiana.

Breaking News: Researchers at Purdue University confirm discovery of only known appropriate use for vertical video.

In Indiana, clock punches you out!

Wow, those teams with worse records are a real murderer’s row of murder victims. The Buccs went, what, twenty years without a winning record? Browns, Lions, Jets, Bills, and Jags are all synonymous with laughable futility. Atlanta has flashes of “hey, these guys are pretty good” once every five years while languishing…

Worker 1: Tempus fugit? More like Tempus plummet!

Nice, you old blowhard.

Sure is a bad look for Purdue. It’s a shame they had to...

That certainly is one way of getting your clock cleaned

It’s just meteorology, Dom: everyone knows that the East has trouble with westerly wins.

Hot take: too many universities have clock towers that look almost exactly the same. Having a clock tower with no clock face is a bold move.

But there’s no conceivable explanation for why the Steelers, consistently over nearly 50 years, have been so much worse when they go west.