Take your star and get out.

One flew over the Cujo’s nest

In case anybody was wondering, the 'nine ninety nine' he refers to is 999 Queen St. W in Toronto, once the site of the Provincial Lunatic Asylum.  It went through a number of name changes, and is now the Centre for Addiction and Mental Health.  They actually changed the address to 1001, given the stigma attached to…

you seem to have a balanced and nuanced take on this situation, Buckeyemike2974.

You’re right. I’m sure he did that Nike campaign gratis.
(And by the way, don’t worry: You don’t sound racist at all.)

I don’t do church with the family anymore.  That holy water burns.

You definitely made at least three of those up. 

> If we can solve the problem of 90 percent of people being selfish morons

Even their Presidential libraries are mediocre.

I sneeze when I think sexy thoughts, which is apparently a thing. I made the mistake of telling my husband this once and now I can’t sneeze without him wiggling his eyebrows at me.

Two jump to mind: (1) where did the wife Segway off to that he was just found by himself in the road, and (2) what are the little people of Central Pennsylvania so enthusiastic about?

Serious note for a minute.

Yes, and there’s even a name for it:

It will never happen just because of how awesome it would be. Imagine Kaep coming in and leading them to the playoffs, getting the fans on his side, and then, kneeling IN DC (OK Maryland) right in Trump’s backyard while also calling out Snyder on the team’s racist name/logo. It would be the perfect storm and it would…

Please, please, please, please, please, please let this signal the return of Peterman.

This is the break Peterman's looking for. 

This is terrible for Smith, but on the bright side, this is a perfect opportunity to sign a quarterback who’s out of the league right now, and has been involved in his share of controversy, but could really turn a team around with his level of play.

Fun fact: Changing it to rhyme with “Heisman” reverted it back to its proper German pronunciation.

No way. All the corporate garbage music of the late 70s gave birth to punk, which was decidedly not generic corporate schmaltz, at least not until the 90s.

The responses to this thread all seem to be telling on themselves. Did anyone here ever meet a black person in the 80's or since? I think one person mentioned Prince and no one mentioned Michael Jackson. How can you have any discussion of pop music in the 80's without even mentioning the most successful pop artist of…