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I think he’s a stupid person’s idea of what a rich person is, a stupid person’s idea of what a smart person is, and a stupid or weak person’s idea of what a strong person is.  You can be poor and still see people like Warren Buffet or Mark Cuban as a better alternative to Trump--you just have to not be stupid.

Stanley Lieber

We really won’t fully understand this moment until Pete from Staten Island weighs in.

That's funny, because "who cares?" is exactly what I'll be saying when Mike Francesa dies.

How dare you. Flags will fly at half mast at every single Diet Coke distributorship.

I bought all of my husband’s family “Hope” gift boxes from Penzey’s. Along with the spices there are cards inside that offer recipes and address how immigration has positively impacted the American palate. They love to cook, so I’m sure they’ll use the spices, and if they throw away the packaging...who the fuck cares?

it reminds me of the old stupid Cheech & Chong joke “I was all messed up on drugs, now I’m all messed up on the Lord.” Now the evangelicals are all messed up on Trump, but the speed with which Trump usurped their religious morals is still surreal to me. Watching “Christians” rush to aggressively defend the least godly

there is an expression you often see on T-shirts and bumpers stickers that goes more or less like this: “Jesus Said It. I Believe It. That Settles It.”

Well written.
TLDR: Trump is a poor person’s idea of what a rich person is, dumb person’s idea of what smart person is, a weak person’s idea of what strong person is.

It’s a thin, greasy line between “I don’t want to see how the sausage is made!” and “Stop squeezing that dang sausage in my face!”

If the point was to increase the value of the Town & Country they should have left it - voila; instant “planes trains and automobiles” tribute car.

No fucking way.

Fuck you. If they were already there and there were no pending emergency calls it probably took them all of 45 seconds to smash the driver side window, put in neutral and push it out of the way. Even though the guy was most likely rich, it would be a little bright spot when the owner came back to a destroyed home

Probably being a wildfire victim involves such a hurricane of emotions you don’t know what’s coming next.

I would agree, but that thing doesn’t look like it has been started in some time! Also I don’t know if I would trust a car that barely gets driven to save my life.

Dear Boomers:

I think the right call is to be proud of the accomplishment and breaking the barrier, but not let that interfere with your opinions and actions with regards to his policies. 

I like that you’re reasonable and open to compromise.

How many more people do you think will die while we wait for people to “change their outlook”?

I’m not trying to be self-congratulatory here, because this is clearly not my own effort. But I’ve changed my thinking on gun control and what needs to be done to prevent these tragedies. I used to be closer to the “full defense of the 2nd Amendment at all costs” opinion. But hearing people suggest alternate, logical,