Dave Matthews is the Jimmy Buffett of our time.

Y’all Queda?

GD...now I can't stop saying "ISIS ISIS BABY" in my mind.

I see these fucking 3% assholes all over here in NC with the stickers on their trucks. They’re advertising that they’re terrorists and get to just walk around free.  Fucking Vanilla ISIS.

I really hope she wins, and that Georgia has a good security escort team for their Governor.

When reached for comment Brian Kemp confirmed he has opened an investigation into the Democratic Party of Georgia to get to the bottom of this.

You can already see that they are setting BMW up to take the blame. I have lost any semblance of sympathy for people who refuse to see the truth until it actually hurts them, at which point they look shift responsibility.

CNN’s audience isn’t knuckle-draggers. The NFL’s is. That’s what happened here. This ad plays with your average football fan. It’s not like NBC had good reason to expect that most of the audience would be taken aback by it. No, it’s the precise sort of xenophobic nationalism that the NFL adopts as its core marketing…

Except that this ad wasn’t for any candidate running for office. This was Trump doing a commercial. This is easy to win against in a lawsuit. Great google search, but you’re clearly not a lawyer familiar with this application of law. NBC did have a choice in the matter. They chose to be complicit in racism. 

That’d be a great show....for me to poop on.

99.7% of our world should not wear white sneakers with a suit, yet you mention it at least twice. And the 0.3% who do aren’t going to The Inventory for fashion advice.

99.7% of our world should not wear white sneakers with a suit, yet you mention it at least twice. And the 0.3% who…

How the hell did you leave out the greatest white sneakers of all time, K-Swiss Classics?

How the hell did you leave out the greatest white sneakers of all time, K-Swiss Classics?

God damn. I’m not saying you’re the wiseass Bernie Taupin, bit this is some pretty good shit. My cat Frankie is now giving me a wtf look.

Jesus fucking Christ. It’s after Labor Day.

Jesus fucking Christ. It’s after Labor Day.

That burn is like a tire fire - it just keeps going on in the background of everything else. 

She has a weird Keri Russel peak-Felicity thing going. I’m pretty sure I just insulted Keri Russel immensely.

HE CANT EVEN OPEN AN E-TRADE ACCOUNT

Has anyone called that gun-toting girl with the long hair “Repubzel” yet?  If not, let it be known that I came up with that.

I work in the industry that Jacob Wohl is banned from so someone else is going to have to take that bullet.

I will defend, and have defended, Batman Forever with this: Nicole Kidman is so hot in that film that pubescent, didn’t-know-she-was-bisexual-yet me felt some overwhelming feelings I didn’t understand, to the point I made by befuddled parents take me to see it twice in one weekend.