He’s not a snack, he’s an entree

Excellent article, as usual. Of course a person is still Black, and still having a Black experience no matter who they like to spend time with.

I do love a good paper paper

My favorite thing about every Pens win over the Caps is hearing Caps fans whine the next day about Pierre, the refs, Sid, the Zambonis, the clouds . . .

Not true. He makes Pierre so, so much worse.

I think just maybe he was being sarcastic...

I often try to pinpoint the moment when “everyone is entitled to their opinions” somehow erroneously morphed into “everyone’s opinion is entitled to respect.” Because NO.

Don’t go hungry, go Hungary!

Ignore the pun-shaming and keep your quill sharp for the next oppuntunity.

You’ll never go hungry when you go for the low-hanging fruit.

Don’t go hungry, go Hungary!

The ONLY joke that landed flat was the one about abortion. It wasn’t very funny, and pro-choice people do NOT treat abortion as some trivial act or easy decision. That just plays into the hands of the forced birth people, they love to act like women who get abortions treat it like going to the dentist.

Frankly, Trump and his cronies have been treated with kid gloves by the media. They should have been calling out their lies immediately instead of giving them a free pass on it. I don’t mean the ‘subjective details that can be taken wrongly in the wrong point of view’, but the literal lies that Spicer, Huckabee, Trump…

I honestly don’t know what I like more, Angry Albert or funny Albert (acknowledging that sometimes he combines the 2 to great effect) i’m leaing towards funny Albert, but when he writes with undisguised rage like the above it helps remind me that no matter how much I might like the idea of being a writer, its a good…

Yeti persists in doing them.

You should chill with the cooler puns...

“Cooler heads will not prevail.”

Wrong. There’s no such thing as a bad dog.

So over these tiny breeds. What’s wrong with regular Starburst?