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Grading on a curve?

Having been good friends with a group of Caps fans for my entire adult life, I can tell you with certainty that they are unparalleled when it comes to torturing their own fanbase by bombing out in the playoffs each year, often in new, terrible, and entirely excruciating ways.

My Yinzer wife was wondering if the Pens are the Patriots of hockey, and if so that makes Sid the Tom Brady. I don’t think that’s quite the right analogy, but I took it since I couldn’t pass up that burn.

Somehow the Caps will find a way to make it more excruciating, like losing in over time in a deciding game seventeen or something.   

Carl Hagelin has eliminated the Caps from the playoffs every single year of his career except 2014 when Washington missed the playoffs. This year would make him 6 for 6.

You became a shitty center-left pundit?

you got suckered into thinking that politeness and decorum are “kindness and wisdom” and not just cover for a sociopathic ideology?

I couldn’t stand Mitt Romney in 2012. Now he seems like a kind and wise man who just has political views that differ from mine.

I couldn’t stand Mitt Romney in 2012. Now he seems like a kind and wise man who just has political views that differ from mine.

I give this comment 21 out of 12.

Damn. After the initial shock of hearing about stuff like this, I always end up thinking about the INSANE number of things that need to work precisely right just to keep my body breathing air. The system is just so impossibly complex, it’s really incredible we can exist in the first place.

A high profile story like this will certainly go a long way towards putting their neurology center in the Limelight.

Rush University does brain surgery now? I thought the Lessons at that Fly By Night school focused on applying the Caress Of Steel less to the Hemispheres than to Vital Signs from Closer To The Heart.

My cynicism has gotten so bad that I honestly expected there to be a line at the bottom of the story that said, “The White Sox are last in the AL Central with a record of 4-14.”

And over there where the age of consent is 14, a long with their lax laws about that kind of stuff, at 15 years old it kind of is just a slap on the wrist.

The manga originally ended in 1999. The new Hokkaido Arc manga is basically a franchise revival which started last year.

I had no idea that the Rurouni Kenshin manga is still going on. I thought it ended for more than a decade

That’s it ?

Hell, even if you can afford it, it is a pain in the ass. With my first, I had to have a c-section. I was very careful, even with very good insurance, to choose an OB who was in-network and had admitting privileges to an in-network hospital. Half my maternity leave (at 70% of my salary for 12 weeks - I’m super-lucky),