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Considering this is how you acquired him in the first place, Khloe,

In fairness to Votto, there’s a backstory to this and that is that Eagles fans suck.

#MAGA

As I broke the news of the FBI raid to my roommate, the clouds literally parted in Chicago. He and his friend looked at me, looked out the window that was now filled with sunshine after a snow-filled morning, and said, “Oh my God. Is it happening?”

And here’s to hoping that I never have to see them.

Not sure if this is a Marine Todd style copypasta or not but still: You know that if you (try) to leave you don’t get to keep the bases or the marines right?

Might as well trade Texas and Florida for Guam, Mariana and U.S. Virgin islands, and whatever else I may be missing while we’re at it.

SC out, Puerto Rico in. Git’er done!

I’m not here to win a popularity contest, so here goes:

I was looking for this post, except I like Limelight more than Tom Sawyer, so if I had to cut from 4 to 3, I’d go the other side of it.

I’ll never understand what people see in going on to a pop culture blog and saying “I’ll never understand what people see in” some piece of pop culture that a great many people love.

My high school self absolutely agrees with you.

There’s just too much to say except that women of any stripe versus old white men are our last hope.

It whispered in his ear: Dear God do I fucking loathe Lee Greenwood...

“If they would have done their jobs, they would have known I wasn’t going to do mine. Also, I am currently a free agent, and teams would be very smart to sign me to a nice contract.”

Dave can say he doesn't feel inferior to Kenny, but that "A Musician Unlike Any Other" t-shirt he wears to every family get-together would seem to tell a different story.

You learn something everyday, in this case that Bobby Jones opted for a cheap prosthetic after that horrific groin injury.