Ooooh, co-signed on your Factory Showroom and John Henry picks. Hard to say which of those album I like best.

Yeah the fact that as an adult I’ve never lost control of that bodily function to that degree makes me wonder if I’m abnormal or they are

I didn’t set out to be a Pirates fan or care about baseball at all really, but I moved here and it eventually just kind of happened.

Well, it looked like a successful tag to me, but as a Pirates fan I am probably definitionally not normal

Thomas Newman wrote the score for Fried Green Tomatoes ... do you guys know about the tomato troll over here?

it’s not really dumbassery ... except for the ones who use ... commas ,,,

Sounds like https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Selena but also not

I appreciate that you took the time to find some pics of the right kind of retriever.

He was never NOT very off IMO.

Honestly a bridge collapsing while I’m on it is one of my recurring worries.

thought sand prayers ... yeah, that doesn’t sound safe at all

Wow

Trump’s hair looks like it was airbrushed in later (badly)

Nothing happened to him but something happened to me ... I realized he was no longer the kinda cute dude he was 10 years ago (that haircut is yuck)

Surprised I had to scroll halfway down the page to get to someone making this joke

Dogmatic Catholic organizations gonna enforce the Catholic dogma.

It sounds like they were failing to cover the dong

Pittsburgh and Philly with Alabama in between. :/ (Most of Pittsburgh was blue; I would be stunned if the same didn’t apply to Philly; the rest of the state, however ...)

Be nice, they shot Flashdance in Pittsburgh in 1983

My first job was cashiering at a grocery store in a dry town in an otherwise non-dry state ... if you drove about a mile, you could be out of town and get booze. But you would not believe the shit-fits some people threw over this.

Oh man. I cannot stand the Fancy Dog and I have a hate-on for the Patriots generally (Steelers fan), but even I have to say that the Fancy Dog is more than half-decent as a QB.