I think I speak for all Penguins fans when I say this: Shut up, Barry, are you trying to kill us all with feelings

As a Steelers fan with casual OSU appreciation (thanks to an alum in the family :P), I feel grateful that he can walk.

Naw, dude. That’s Cleveland.

(If I have to have that stuck in my head now then you do too.)

WTF is going on with names in Alaska?

39 comments and no Sarah Jessica Parker jokes? I am surprised. But not exactly disappointed.

Ugh, Mark Madden. I hate that guy.

Oh I think they will learn something ... in the limited sense of a mandate coming down from the top that HR actually needs to be on top of this shit, to keep the university out of legal and financial trouble

... is it just me or could this headline have been worded otherwise and been better for it

Apparently Stormy Daniels’ lawyer went after them or something, and in the interim they forgot that they had it. (I read this on twitter, which is of course super-reliable ... I can try to find the tweet again if you want.)

Yeah

What did Emerson Lake and Palmer ever do to you?

The last time I checked, the twitter content produced by Tennys Sandgren’s general age-cohort of white American male tennis players was ... well, let’s just say that politically he seems like a representative sample.

It is National Squirrel Appreciation Day.

If I used post-its every time I got mail for a former resident or something that came to the wrong address, I would have spent ... at least enough money on post-its to buy a couple of sandwiches at this point. I just write on the actual envelope. (I tried informally speaking to the carrier and it didn’t do much ...…

There’s something in the excerpt about a revocable trust but ... yeah, this guy sounds like a real prize.

Given that Girardi is okay ... now I’m trying to get over the fact that the guy whose shot hit him really has a last name with no vowels

I don’t really follow basketball but what I’ve gotten out of Deadspin’s coverage of LaVar Ball is that he’s like Donald Trump except black and with actual talented offspring

These types of events are not sport. By no means am I saying that the participants aren’t athletic. They just don’t play a sport.

I didn’t watch the live results coming in; I just kept checking the twitter feed of this one political science dude I follow. And as a result when he retweeted a screenshot of Fox News calling the election for Jones I turned on the local Fox affiliate just in time to see them spend like 15 seconds announcing Jones had…

Stumbled into this thread; it was illuminating.