They found her:

I’ve decided that (for me, for the moment) the most fucked up thing about this is that it’s happened before. Except that the last Deadspin story in this vein was about high school basketball players in Tennessee.

Honestly I have had this low-level fear that someone was going to die on the field for a while

Fuck everyone in this thread suggesting that Shazier eventually commits suicide

Article is not complete without a report on whether or not RF went regimental

The last line of the article reminds me of conservatives complaining that they had to explain oral sex to their children because of Bill Clinton.

Honestly I hope the Mooch’s future ex reverts to using her maiden name, and gives it to the kid too.

Frankly I don’t have a lot of sympathy for McCain—I am not happy he has cancer, I just ... was not feeling it ... but ...

As a non-smoker who loathes the smell of cigarette smoke but supports the right of people to make informed choices to consume whatever the hell recreational chemicals they want in the absence of extreme externalities* ... I wish that smoking stuff as a delivery mechanism could/would be banned in public…

Technically the government owns your passport and can restrict how you use it. (source) Notice that the announcement of the ban is very specific that they’re restricting the use of US passports.

You’re right, that is totally a supervillain name

me: I wonder if my state signed on *clicks*
me: huh, yeah, first signatory
me: oh. oh, of course PA is the first signatory. Penn State.

I love Cecile Richards too but I don’t love those three senators just because they did the right thing once

Well ... IME Judaism and Islam also don’t bill themselves as being religions of love and acceptance and non-judgment the way Christianity does. At least in the US they don’t.

A Serena Joy

When you have an empire you need cannon fodder to fight your wars.

Forget it, Roo, it’s Deadspin.

How much of an out of control douchenozzle do you have to be to be unable to control your urges to sexually harass women/kiss them in the workplace? Especially subordinates?

Thanks, I thought I remembered the commentators saying beforehand that she wasn’t going to take questions about this, and then someone asked, and I thought I’d heard wrong. (Was only half-listening.)

I don’t blame her for suing Venus whatsoever; she should collect whatever the system allows given that Venus was found to be at fault. But, dude was 78. Shouldn’t they have had a plan for the funeral expenses in place as it is?