Yeah ... it didn’t seem to bother the players and I’m not going to criticize them for that, but as a Pens fan I wish it hadn’t gone down in this exact way.

It’s the eye of the tiger, it’s the thrill of the fight ... oh. Wrong Survivor.

Huh, apparently Train Wreck is too young to remember that lots of TV and radio figures made Chelsea the butt of their jokes when those were essentially the only media outlets (granted disingenuity cannot be ruled out)

And here I was thinking that this is maybe the most normal-looking photo I’ve ever seen of the littlest Trump

Is it wrong that I hoped that the four other drivers were all American just to drive the fired Denver Post columnist’s blood pressure up? Probably.

The Bossip comment about kids not being on the streets “looking for prey” is the grossest thing I’ve seen in ... at least a week.

Your kinja name is outstanding

I’m so confused that almost 2/3 of the votes in Barry’s twitter poll think Comey could dunk

Going to space is a nice thing Mike Pence doesn’t deserve. Kind of like that NASA cake. (Yes, even if going to space kills him.)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breach_of_promise

Aw I’m so sorry. (Hi, we don’t know eachother, but it’s so sad to lose a beloved pet, and I’m sorry that happened to you.)

Pittsburgh

There are a few other incidents that I won’t even embarrass him with

If Middle Americans don’t want the rest of the country to think they live in backwards shitholes ... they’re doing it wrong. (Speaking as someone who grew up in Midwestern states and only sort of left ... I live in a blue part of PA now.)

Ahhh, Rogue One. Just hearing the music from the scene where they’re on the beach is enough to make me well up. (Happened yesterday, and admittedly some of that was the effects of menstrual hormones, but still.)

I feel like he probably bought Marmite, I don’t know why

Hell yes #lgp

Also someone on Lifehacker (of all places) threw this together:

Trump saying he was elected to represent the people of Pittsburgh is ... pretty weird, since most of them voted for Hillary.

“I was elected to represent the citizens of Pittsburgh, not Paris.”

Was half tempted to object to the Crosby and Brady comparison but then I wondered ... if hockey is as big as football in America, do we know gossip about Sid’s personal life without seeking it out and does he display a Make Canada Great Again hat in his locker