he was only stopped on Friday because of “his large jewelry.”

$15 is maybe pretty good for an LPN in TN? *looks* Okay, no, you’re right, it’s on the low side:

I wanna say aliens would have too much self-respect to climb that family tree

Yeah ... I’m in Pittsburgh and we have a small Coast Guard detachment. (We’re technically an inland port or something, plus they’re involved in lock maintenance IIRC.) I believe Erie has a bigger one, because they’re technically at an international border since they’re on the lake.

Are scent-free/hypoallergenic dryer sheets not available where you live, or do they just not help? My household doesn’t have allergies per se but we hate the scents and are perfume-free with all out laundry supplies.

Are scent-free/hypoallergenic dryer sheets not available where you live, or do they just not help? My household…

... so basically Ivanka and Jared need to hire a Shabbos goy to keep him under control on the weekends

I was wondering if that was just me ... I almost want to track down the audio so I can decide how he meant that.

... I really want to make some sort of Chuck Tingle title joke but I can’t quite bring myself to what with the guy being dead and all

If the answer is “no” then they were incompetent managers imo.

I wonder if this is what he was trying to avoid disclosing in that lawsuit or if there is something else. *clicks through*

I’m glad I’m not the only one who instantly thought of this (in my case where instantly means 8 hours later, when I first saw the article)

“It depends on what the meaning of the word ‘is’ is.”

Aw come on ... confine your NFL BDSM AU fic to AO3

If they’re savvy enough they can delay identification for quite a while, at least.

In 4-8 years, or hell, now, Melania would probably be falling all over herself for the ~exposure~ for her ~brand~

I just looked that guy up and it turns out he’s a Brit ... so he was probably either talking about Brexit or some other campaign promise that was made

The only moral immigration law violations are the ones that benefit me*

*squints* I think I see little earrings? Maybe? Yeah. (Little relative to the obvious danglies most everyone else seems to have gone with.)

Am I insane or is the cut not super flattering either?

Wow, that’s fucked up.