It was equally tone-deaf when he sang it. A man with a custom Rolls-Royce and Manhattan penthouse singing “imagine no possessions” and “no need for greed”? Please.

“Imagine” was stupid when John Lennon sang it too, though...

Luz Long was more than kind to Owens. In defiance of other Nazi athletes routinely ignoring or belittling their non-Aryan competitors, Long hugged Owens after Owens beat his mark to win Gold, locked arms with Owens to walk him to the locker room, and held his shoulder congratulating him in front of the international…

You guys are awesome. It is not hyperbole to say that this site often gets me through the day. Keep up the good work, and for the love of god do not stick to sports.

As a New Englander, I feel it’s my duty to point out that Necco Wafers are dead along with every other product made of sugar pressed together with ear wax made by the New England Confectionery Company. Rest in peace, you nasty assholes. Say hi to the Connecticut insurance industry when it joins you in Hell!

Lies! I will fight you for a Charleston Chew. Those things are fucking delicious.

Esther, what are you sitting here slandering Hershey’s chocolate as the worst Halloween candy when Charleston Chew, Good & Plenty, Bit-o-Honey and Necco Wafers are floating around? Not to say anything of raisins!

If Hersheys is the worst you can conjure, you grew up in some high end trick or treating territory.

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

He looks like a fucking toddler about to cry.  The most fucking pathetic individual to ever hold the office.

God, I hope that "lock him up" chant burned its way into his insecure little facsimile of a soul and we get a torrent of rage tweets about it tomorrow. HOOK IT TO MY VEINS!

The biggest tragedy in all of this is that they probably won’t be able to find another white heterosexual ivy league finance bro to take Taubman’s place.

I would root for ass cancer before the Nats, but this is.... depressing. Them’s the consequences of hiring an abuser.

I think the public would lose all faith in the committee if any member of the squad were given the position.  While making headlines, they have literally become parody’s of extremism and Republicans would never work with or take them seriously.  Any judgments they make will automatically be controversial and it will…

I really think Jeffries is the best choice. He has been vocal about Trump & his crime cabal and he is excellent on TV.

The first sentence wasn’t really english so I tuned it up.

He’s not wrong. Of course then the Knicks are out here wondering how certain teams keep getting lucky all the time. Truly a mystery. 

“If it brings good people to our town and increases our property value, I’m good with that.”

This is small-town, religious-conservative America aptly summed up in a single sentence.

These people aren’t ignorant of what’s going on, they just *don’t care*. Their sense of priorities are so askew that it’s impossible to…

Yeah, but where were they possibly going to find a high school coach in Texas who HASN’T been caught covering up massive sexual assault allegations?

I meant this as a joke, but as I typed it out I remembered that a coach in my hometown hit-and-ran and killed a black mother and her daughter and then only got probation. …

I hope a coach comes in that values me, respects me, wants me as a part of the Olympic plans.

Just like with any All-Star snub, if you think you deserve to be playing, you need to tell us who you would replace. And if you say “Lavelle,” because she’s young and took your spot, you can go straight to hell.