I was a JW “witness” for a while and now I’m a far left hardcore atheist and huge LGBTQ+ supporter. There is definitely cause and effect there. The hoops they jump through to make the Bible seem scientifically accurate is unbelievable. They sacrifice their whole lives for something that has no hard evidence. Why the…

someone ungray this already

Y’all are making jokes but forgetting that the JWs are an apocalypse cult. Clearly the end is near, and he’s choosing to spend the rest of our existence with loved ones.

Traded from Indiana to the Sacramento Kingdom Halls.

There was a super interesting Fresh Air episode on Jehovah’s Witnesses this week if you want to know more about their focus on the impending apocalypse: https://www.npr.org/programs/fresh-air/2019/06/24/735422745/fresh-air-for-june-24-2019-a-former-jehovahs-witness-on-leaving-the-faith

You wrote all that, but I'd shut the door and closed the curtains one paragraph in.

I know of a couple who’ve been married for 50-something years, and he introduces her as “my current wife.”

I’m not schmoopy, YOU’RE schmoopy!

I’m currently in my early-thirties. Been with my girl for a couple years.

or, just let people live their lives and love each other. you aren’t part of the equation, and neither are your feelings.

So much this. Too many confuse the “fast lane” to mean “if I am going above the speed limit, this is where I need to be.” The left lane should be renamed the “passing lane.” It is not a cruising lane.

I don’t care if you are going to eventually pass another vehicle in the other lanes. If you see a line of cars piling…

What everyone needs to learn is that everyone driving faster than me is a maniac trying to get themselves and everyone else killed, and everyone driving slower than me is an idiot causing traffic.

Seriously. I hate it when people take it as some sort of challenge to their manhood that I’m passing them. 

When someone in the left lane is passing you, do not accelerate to prevent them from passing you.

Plain and simple, unless you’re passing, stay the fuck out of the left lane. 

And then that motherfucker started talking about me behind my back in that fucking book he wrote. After I paid him all that money...

I realize that I have committed a grievous sin.

I shall end my life to preserve my honor.

Listen, I don’t know who in the hell you think you are coming around here with your ‘facts’ and ‘knowledge’; but I’m going  to have to ask you to leave. Don’t make me call security.

Funny article and I get the joke fight angle...

But having done this kind of shit at work before in graphic design approvals... its to prevent likeness rights or trademark/copyright/etc issues.

Its why they remove badges, usually, from competing vehicles in commercials. They can say “Hey we beat Toyota” if its based on…