Good point about the stolen celebrity nudes. I have not seen or looked for them either. Same for Erin Andrews. I remember seeing Brittany’s crotch shot getting out of a car and laughing about it.  I feel bad for her now because I don’t think people knew how bad of a mental breakdown she was having, most people were…

My husband right now: eww, I don’t want to see that!

Anyone else listen to Schiff’s speach to the tune of Once In A Lifetime ?

My mom had the 8-track. Pretty sure I spent some dorky years trying to dance to it when I was little.

At least doorknobs would be more useful

She was the best part of MIB2!

That was my first thought after hearing someone in charge at the CBP said it’s ‘a humanitarian crisis’. Just setting up for the national emergency instead of actually acting in a humanitarian way.

Obviously things are horrible in the countries these families are fleeing or they would not risk their own and their families lives. Why is it so hard to see that spending money on better accommodations to help the people trying to come into this country as legally as possible is going to be more helpful than a wall?…

I buy whichever is cheaper. My husband uses a lot of pink razors because the generic brand of women’s 3 or 5 blade is cheaper than the men’s and works the same. Then I can use his if I run out of my Venus cartridges.

That’s awesome.

Ditto.

Ted Cruz is only two years older than me?  Holy shit he’s not aging well.  Being ugly inside and out doesn’t help him.

My husband has a bad habit of interrupting me if I pause to breathe. Yesterday I was watching American Dad and it was a Princess Bride type format. Klaus told his grandson “...every time you interrupt me your penis gets smaller!”

Ha ha! Earlier I texted my husband that Smith must not remember the Cincinnati turkey drop massacre.

Off topic, I’m sad to say that there is no way in hell I will ever get my husband to watch Are You Being Served. Some Americans just can’t appreciate British humour. 

And carrying a ‘salad’ around is less suspicious than a raw egg.

I was 22 when this came out.  I still like it and make no apologies.

Who cares?  He’s still a shitty dancer and shitier actor.

Counter point:

I’m picturing waving romaine lettuce in thier faces like feeding the giraffes at the zoo.  I love feeding the giraffes.