I bought the entire KITH series thinking my husband would like them. He did not. I considered divorce. But then he got hooked on a couple Netflix series with me so I will keep him around for now.

Ah ha! That’s the type of chicken my husband tried to explain to me. Friend of his is going off grid, raising chickens for eggs and talking about conspiracies....

We try to go to Niagara Falls, Ontario once a year. We got married up there so I always say I’m Canadian by marriage. I know people say Niagara Falls is too touristy, but I think that’s part of the fun.

I just meant I pay for my booze separate. I don’t try to sneak it in to get reimbursed. But I guess I try to to take advantage of being in a new town and treating my off work time as free vacation.

I just have them put the liquor on a separate bill. Most servers understand this and are accommodating.

This article makes much more sense now that I have reread the title and see that it says Director not Dictator.

I think around 2003 all the good independent restaurants in the Canton area left. As much as I hate Montrose I have to admit, that location has great food and service.

Ugh, that’s the worst Winking Lizard. (ok maybe Hartvilles’ is the worst- don’t even have a goddam real lizard!)

I was c-section too. My go to way to annoy/gross out my husband is to remind him his face has touched his mom’s vagina.

Thanks for the info! I love using straws, sensitive teeth plus loving icy drinks make them a necessary evil. I have stopped buying them and rewashing the ones I have.

Now my right knee hurts and I feel nauseous. But I’m sure he feels worse!

Except that site is not 100% accurate. I worked for 5 years in a reconditioning department for a group of dealerships with 2 different manufacturers and was responsible for checking every trade in and auction vehicle for recalls. Many times that site -and Carfax- say there is a recall when it has already been done…

I only stand during the anthem if I am in the beer line.

Saw Fiona last summer. Meh. Saw Vivien two weeks ago- adorable! Nothing cuter than a tiny sloth face!

You owe me 50 dollars for reading your dumb comment.

My mother in law.

Can we talk about how bad they smell? We went to the Pittsburgh Zoo last year and they had several and it was awful. Now we avoid them at all zoos. I know zoos and the animals are not going smell like roses, but these guys are the worst. With flamingos coming in a close second.

This just makes me want to amp up my Spanish lessons that I’ve been lazy about. There’s a great taqueria and small grocery down the road that taught me how to make my own enchilada sauce. She apologized for her ‘bad English’ so I told her not to apologize, her English was better than my Spanish!

Why the fuck did I watch that?

I have the cd with Antrax singing that song calling Tipper a ‘fucking whore’. I haven’t heard that in years.