We were at the Columbus zoo last weekend and almost every animal had pumpkins!

Yes, if they served free booze.

I hate when someone says ‘bless you’ when I sneeze. I usually just say back to them ‘No thank you.’ In a cheerful voice. Some crack up, some just don’t know what to do.

Sounds more like “...I am not going to spend...” like maybe ...spend this much money to have your dumb ass stand in my way...

Are you people really that stupid? It looks like a guy who failed as an Elvis impersonator and is now failing as a Neil Diamond impersonator.

My husband has a lazy eye- this is one of the best threads I’ve seen in a while! Cant wait to show him. He might laugh so hard he’ll see straight!

I hate Arizona because that is where my piece of shit brother in law lives. I won’t bore you with the details, just trust me-he is an ass. Plus there is no beach in Arizona. Fuck Arizona and its creepy spider/scorpion creatures.

Ewwwww! Wtf is that. I am out of bleach, how do I cleanse my soul?

The sad thing is that a lot of the employers/business owners are the most racist. I am currently unemployed because I am too mouthy and masogonistic racist bosses don’t like that.

We call our impala Pee Gold!

So we found out last month that cats can get brain freeze!

Not a Bengals fan but I think their fans are pretty chill. I also love the city. I am from the Cleveland area, I have spent a lot of time there. It sucks, the fans suck and lately the air show sucks.

Appearantly growing up in a cemetery has jaded me because I found nothing scary about this trailer. I think the only movies that have scared me were Jaws and House of 1000 Corpses. I found Human Centipede and The Martyr comical.

Too much day drinking today- I thought David Feherty grew his hair out.

Interesting. I wonder how many people are actually agnostic but are afraid to say it.

I thought I was the queen of sneaking in booze. I never thought of this!

I am so atheist I really thought ‘him’ referred to his friend James McNair.

I am not going to give you a star because you are now at 69 and it seems appropriate for this conversation. Don’t think you can have babies that way!

I think this is great he is doing this. I hope he puts out more info on what planned parenthood can do and gets more men involved in the reproductive needs of women. I could probably write for a couple hours on how much PP has helped me, I’ve never been pregnant, and a lot of women use birth control for more than…

My cousin is great cook and loves to grill/smoke. I spent an entire day (like 8am to 9pm) to learn how to smoke ribs. He showed me the charcoal chimneys and I’ve never looked back. They are so much easier.

My cousin is great cook and loves to grill/smoke. I spent an entire day (like 8am to 9pm) to learn how to smoke…