Oh what to choose from! Blowing my nose in the shower? (Learned from the pater - saves on kleenex). Walking around nude? Stripping in the laundry room after mowing the lawn (it's in the back of the garage)? God, I am seriously boring.

"I am writing this while drinking rum and eating Cadbury mini eggs in bed."

Teach us your ways.

I'm recently divorced and living alone for the first time ever. It's AMAZING. My ex husband was super critical and I am experiencing freedom like I've never known.

Good Lord, you people are broken.

I fart with wild abandon and laugh at the noises. I fart as I high kick. I fart while plié-ing. If I'm laying down, I stick my butt high up in the air and fart. I'll fart when I'm far enough into the relationship, but not with the same gusto.

Talking to myself out loud in a British accent. I am not British.

Apparently gathering involves murdering people for their things. Don't fuck with gatherers.

#StabIn

The profile says white, educated, married And a caretaker of some kind. That doesn't describe most adult woman. Most adult women might be 1-3 of those things, but most women don't meet all of that criteria. "Educated" usually refers to college, not high school and even among whites women there are more people…

There's a special place in hell for women serial killers who don't help other women serial kill.

It really has to be your passion. Your calling. Your life's purpose.

and in THIS economy?

I just don't have the follow through, you know?

#LeanIn

Actually, it's about ethics in serial killing

MISOGNY

If I ever have a daughter, I would want to know that she can kill for domination, control, and humiliation if that's what she chooses.

"That was very interesting to me, as an evolutionary psychologist, that it reflects kind of ancestral tendencies."