I agree that at this point, an awareness campaign seems unnecessary, but I think we need to keep in mind their target audience. And it isn't me - a middle aged feminist. My guess is they are targeted an audience that skews much younger, hasn't had the conversations over the last 20 years about domestic violence, and…

The toast really is essential, otherwise you end up with a disgusting, soggy sandwich.

I can honestly say that, in my personal experience, the whole "how much large fish (including tuna) is safe for pregnant/nursing women" was decided over 20 years ago: No more than 2 or 3 cans per month, if memory serves. It hasn't changed since then, as I also had a "surprise" a few years ago.

If you want all the amazing nutrition of tuna but have worries about mercury, try smaller fish! Their shorter lifespans mean that mercury accumulation is minimal. I eat sardines for breakfast a few times a week - they are inexpensive, shelf-stable, high in protein and low calorie. You can buy kinds that already have…

pickles and mayonnaise and celery, on TOAST, bitches

Pole and Troll, you say?

Need more mayo.

She got her bellybutton pierced just so she'd have a place to hang the air fresheners.

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Best way to get the omega 3s but avoid the mercury is to pick oily fish from cold waters and lower trophic levels, such as sardine and herring. They're also cheaper per unit weight.

I was in the hospital on strict bed rest for 11 weeks during the final months of my pregnancy with my preemie twins due to preterm labour and choleostasis. They provided us with tuna fish sandwiches every day on the maternity ward if we wanted them along with peanut butter and jelly or egg salad. I swore if I saw…

There are more sustainable, less toxic tuna options out there, but of course they cost a bit more than Chicken of the Sea. I recommend the Wild Planet brand, which produces pole & troll caught smaller tuna that have bioaccumulated less icky stuff.

I am a dietitian and I recommend sardines as a safer, also inexpensive choice that is shelf stable for those with limited access to things like cold storage or cooking. Some people don't like the taste, but much like tuna it can be doctored up to be less offensive.

Is it wrong that I first thought of this?

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Please let me do one in Vegas. Please let me do one in Vegas. Please let me do one in Vegas. Please let me do one in Vegas.

Honestly, it's pretty damn uncomfortable hitting it too. It's like getting your dick head slapped.

Yeah, this is true. Leave my cervix alone, long penises. That is not for you. That is mine. Do not touch. Thank you.

What... is happening in this.

I was visiting a friend in NYC recently and we were talking about yelp. She stays away from online reviews because she thinks they are bullshit but said it can also be challenging at times to know where to go, especially if you aren't into researching extensively and live in a large city like she does (she is a…