I literally don't understand 4chan. I internet a lot of things, but that lingo and format is just....no. If I had a son and saw repeated 4chan hits on the history (yes, I'm going to be the horrible mother who doesn't give her 14 year old a laptop), he'd be off to boarding school. It's the modern equivalent of hanging…

When you find out, ask what the male equivalent is. I'll tattoo it on my forehead.

How dare you rob people of their snowflakery

So what is the made up term for "I haven't dated in a really long time and haven't had sex in over two years but it's cool because I was a self-embracing slut in my youth and I have done pretty much everything on my sex bucket list so not much interests me and have come to the realization that a lot of times sex is…

It sounds "relatable" because most of what asexuals describe is just totally normal, average sexual interest and expression. For some reason they decided to borrow a bunch of concepts and terminology from queer usage but — at least from what I have seen — the majority of them aren't really outside the norm.

Cross-posting this article to Deadspin would really liven up the discussion here.

For some reason this is just tickling my funny bone like crazy, and I really needed that today. Thanks, Shrayber!

To be honest, public relations doesn't seems like the worst idea for police departments these days...

"Ugh, I'm So Sorry: Lupita Nyong'o & Jared Leto Possibly Dating"

These girls are groomed the way gangs or paedophiles groom kids. It is not their fault.

If only the UK had fridges, microwaves, washing machines, etc.... Oh wait... Something tells me they didn't leave for the appliances though. IDK why they left or what they're looking for. I'm really curious to know.

The only problems in life is when people impose what makes them happy on others.

You want interesting discussion? Here ya go. I don't think the tone of the piece was flippant. It's pretty much the extent of what's known about the girls and what's been reported elsewhere. They're plenty of information available about women's fate's under ISIS. Just nothing specifically about these three children…

"we may be genocidal maniacs, but we understand the importance of dairy."

Right? What a simplistic view of "happiness." Eh, well, if vulnerable young girls are coerced into entering a relatively inescapable lifestyle that has likely been entirely misrepresented to them, who am I to stop them, right? Gotta let them chase their dreams (which are absolutely not going to come true because…

I know driving on LSD was crazy stupid, but I never joined a jihadist group.

"Dont be so morally relative that your brain falls out, bruh."

milkshake machines