Well, her wig stylist wouldn't take her dismissal laying down, he sued her. Since we don't know her personally, we can't really judge but I will say the stories I've heard from those who've worked with her aren't great.

"I must not Fox News. Fox News is the mind killer.

Man I love nerd jokes, and that one is particularly awesome. Here's another good one:

I hope she has a section on chemical burns.

Oh good! Naked lady pictures! Something new and different!

I found that "beautiful curve" last year. The neurosurgeon called it SPINA BIFIDA and fixed it ASAP. Jesus.

I agree with your comment in a general sense, but I think it's common to wonder what caused a 25-year-old to die, whether she be a celebrity or a "normal" person.

I'm from North America, not at all an Anglophile, and vaguely interested in celebrity gossip. I've known who she was for nearly a decade. Her fame was at the point that it's your responsibility to Google it if you don't know who she is, instead of post a comment about how you were too lazy to Google it yourself.

So do I, so do I, but, um... just between you'n'me, (and everyone else, I guess), I'm fascinated by their genealogy, and it's all Wikipedia's fault. You go to look up the Queen's age, and then you fall down a rabbit hole, and, well. [cough]

You guys. YOU GUYS! I hate monarchy and they are melting my fucking heart.

You see this is why non-professional designer noobs such as yourself who like to call photoshop on everything, are full of shit and don't know a damn thing.

I did not find her funny last year. At all. I went back and decided to try and watch an episode of her show a few weeks ago and laughed so hard I cried. So it happens.

She likes her peppers, okay? Why you gotta pepper shame?

What is it about Amy Schumer that so offends the trolls they feel compelled to comment "I don't think she's funny" on every. single. post. about her? I'd like her for that troll-repelling power alone - but I don't have to, because she is also hilarious.

They are worried about swearing because swearing does not go like this: "Gawd dammit, motherfucking fuck this shit." No, swearing goes like this, "I grudge fuck that bitch hoe last night until her head was banging against the headboard so hard I thought she passed out." True story.

Okay, blatant sexism aside, as the daughter of a master carpenter I have to say I laughed the hardest at "not having to use math," part. I watch my dad measure things out at LEAST twice before making the cut. Sometimes 3 times. That's WHY there's a popular saying that goes, "measure twice, cut once."

I once went over to a guy's house for a booty call, and I had been drinking rye before I went over there. So when he asked me if I wanted something to drink, I asked if he had any whiskey. He was like "Oh yeah! I have vanilla whiskey and Fireball and also this maple whiskey..." And I was like "How about just…

When I see a man drinking bourbon, I think—did this dude steal my bourbon?

Let those among us without an image of a lady inserting a plane into her vagina copied to our clipboard throw the first stone.