"Lol you pansy. Get back to me when you have a deep affinity for shooting the local apex predictors with .50 cal rifles at 7 am drunk on rum."
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I shall file this under 'things I just need to accept happened and don't need to think too deeply about' because I just.... can't.
Kitty was just trying to listen and didn't get bite-y until it kept getting pushed away.
The fact that this guy keeps playing despite numerous bites on the hand is pretty metal though, right?
The amount of pearl-clutching and slut-shaming and racist, classist shit that has been spewed over this cover is mind-numbing.
Sorry, but if these non-talent having white girls like Blake Lively and Kate Bosworth didn't inspire ire in the guise of snobbery, then there's no point in complaining about Kim Kardashian. Please tell me the last movie Jessica Biel was in and then explain why she deserves some benefit of the doubt. No, fucking Justin…
This reminds me of that 30 Rock episode where Jenna tells Liz never to use props in a photo shoot
"She runs a bath and screams under the water, drives to the ocean and screams or just sticker her head in a sink full of water. It seems to be doing her a lot of good."
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"She could have been our president since 2008, but noo, it has to be the black guy first.", Ugh this is one of the reason why i don't like Hillary her white feminist fans are the worst, you shat all over Obama when he ran and you are still doing it.
I'M GOING TO GO SEE HILLARY TALK TOMORROW NIGHT! I'm so excited.
I feel like a good, "8-year-old Superfan Lacey Holsworth has lost her battle with nerve cancer" would have been much much better. The whole "your lunch time cry" wording is akin to some sort of viral video heads up. (I love you Hilary. Please know this)
There is no aspect of the story that is not heartbreaking: this woman epitomizes how difficult it is to claw your way out of crippling poverty and the many "damned if you do, damned if you don't" choices one has to make in doing so. Her children were in real danger. Very real, very serious danger, and that should not…
Depp's creep factor keeps on creepin' on.
"I have guys and girls that come out, and they're like, "The only reason I'm able to admit that I'm gay is because you've made me feel like that's okay." That is so intense, because that is a part of this generation—it wasn't always accepted—and I feel like I am a big part of that change."
UGHHHHHH.
I don't like Miley Cyrus at all, but I am seriously, earnestly, 100,000-percent supportive of her stance on women grabbing their own crotches. Female crotch-grabbing is the most beautiful and underappreciated gesture of all time.
But . . . that's still the case. Slightly less so these days, but, as others have pointed out, this isn't exactly some quaint flat-earth look-how-silly-we-used-to-be-about-lesbians stuff—these attitudes are very much still around. (And, dare I say, that includes here on Jezebel, which really tends toward a pretty…
Do not assume she is attracted to you
Is that snark? I'm genuinely glad there's someone out there with massive celebrity who's identifying as a feminist, calling out sexism, and giving someone like Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie a platform.