craziest: they had howler monkeys and I watched as a guy (who was dumb enough to go in their cage alone) was attacked. One of them went for the achilles heel :( it was awful. He was in a wheel chair for weeks. Also, it was illegal for the owner to have the monkeys, so he told the doctor it was a dog bite.

Squirrels are totally not herbivores!

CAN WE JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND PUT A WOMEN IN THE OVAL OFFICE ALREADY?

This could be fucking amazing satire right? I mean, shouldn't we give her some credit for maybe hating her sorority and doing this as a prank? Cause that would fucking great.

Fore real. I read that and was super worried that the underwear I got that one time out of that vending machine in Tokyo (true story) might have been used. *sigh of relief*

"No, this is clearly the result of Bene Gesserit-style scheming."

This music festival looks like it sucks.

Holy shit this is amazing. I hated Hemingway before but now.... FUUUCK.

Truth: I have seen someone attacked by a monkey. The guy was in a wheel chair for a month. Seriously, Stay The Fuck Away From Them.

This! Every time it happens I just want to take a shower. I've been thinking of starting a tumblr and photographing them.

The staring. EVERYDAY. I fucking hate it.

Dear Vogue Italia

Real women all carry around a pair of balls that they rightfully took from a man who didn't deserve them? or seven pairs.

"White people's diet consists of kale chips, acai berries, quinoa, tofu, and sparkling mineral water. Sometimes barley, wheat grass, and carrot juice."

Woah. Super cool. Thank you!

Actually, the catholic church has a long history of cultivating veggies and maintaining heirloom varieties. I would appreciate those seeds Mr. President, cause your totes reading this.

I gotta say, my vegetarian in-laws are the healthiest people I know. So, really? Just because you know one insufferable vegan does not mean all people who practice vegetarian like diets are smug.

STAR STAR STAR

Oregon, You can do so much better for yourself.