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Calvinballer- The score is still Q to 12
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Bollocks:

No mention of Blake the penguin in a Jaguar jersey?? Also KB’s stone cold reaction to that lizard climbing all over her was amazing.

For whatever reason, Chidi’s “WHY?!?!” being pushed into the water was my biggest laugh.

Realized their beachfront property might be literally underwater in their lifetimes. 

I am still in denial about Simone not being part of the team on The Good Place anymore & her and Chidi breaking up, so at least this is something.

Yeah, trying to get people aware of the reality that we’re on a path to making earth uninhabitable, is “self-righteousness”.

Maybe Trey and Matt weren’t intending to say that

A sinkhole opens up at the production studio. As everyone plummets to their doom you can hear a unified cry, “Now that I’ve realized I have a stake in society I’ve realized my nihilism was really just petty and self-absorbtioooooooooooon...”

As long as it’s not total fucking shit like Kingsman 2. 

You deserve more stars 

IDGAF about House of Cards but I’m grateful Chidi doesn’t have to share his fate with a Spacey character.

You may know this already but there are Swedish versions of the second and third books. Second one is great, third is ok.

I have never taken it seriously, but I did enjoy the first few seasons. The key was to watch it as Frank’s descent into madness. Just looking off to the side and talking to nobody while everyone around him shared concerned looks, wondering how long this could last.

This does not mean we are just booting people who disagree with us;

Taylor Swift, who litters her hits with references to the many men she’s been involved with, airing dirty laundry with little self-reflection.

Who’s working the deli? I could really go for a Wawa hoagie about now.

your manager at the Wawa said to get back to work

Counterpoints: a) he’s awesome; b) he can support himself for life off of fan conventions; c) he’s awesome; d) he’s easily Outback Steakhouse material; e) your manager at the Wawa said to get back to work

Fortunately they’re not in direct competition with some gorgeously hand drawn adaptation or something...

The show started its steady decline after Frank became VP. It was way more fun to see him work his way up rather than flailing to keep everything under control.