now with more makeup brushes!

WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE UPVOTES

“where Venom debuted, from the late 80’s. Todd McFarlane!”

You got Tiffany Haddish’s phone number?

Then why the hell does nobody wanna buy my script for a Hangin’ with Mr. Cooper reboot?

So what you do for the sequel is, you get another symbiote and it possesses Lady Gaga! It’s gold, Jerry, GOLD!

Same. I love the new Doctor mostly cuz I love Jodie Whittaker, but pissing off those garbage far-right fuckos is delicious buttercream icing on the cake.

I hope the racist, sexist sci-fi nerds collectively shat themselves. 

Her career never recovered from Kanye?

Gosh, we haven’t had a Splinter “Let’s shit on the Clintons” article in a while; I was starting to get the withdrawal shakes!

you sound like an absolute piece of shit.

Comments critiquing this blog for being moderately lefty and not straight journalism are one of the more exhausting parts of kinja-era AV Club.

She’s got a blank space, baby

Um, did you just out yourself as a troll who lurks on The Root ‘cos you get some kind of contrarian-republican-boner out of the experience?

I love every item description has “our world famous [whatever]” somewhere in it.

The Dessert Burger will haunt my nightmares.

Agreed, I think it’s the stick that makes it.

(Those Landfill Fries sound like something I would actually eat and now I feel real bad about myself.)

I don’t know.  That Mount Rushmore Salad keeps calling.