So fucking sick of this shit. It’s time to burn some motherfuckers to the ground.

Paunch Burger: Put It In Your Mouth! Or You’re a Wimp!

“I am real and valid”

When you work for Gawker, the world is comprised of NYC and The Other, a vast and unknowable space with politics and demographics exactly the same as NYC’s.

Where the fun never starts!

No, Man of Steel was Zach Snyder’s Objectivist power fantasy of an asshole who only seems to save people he personally cares about and is fine with dooming his own species to extinction by destroying the Kryptonian Baby Grapes, the only known means to repopulate the species, for no real reason.

(Shout out to Marsden for really committing to the role of “guy who is already in a relationship with the main superhero’s love interest in Bryan Singer movies from the ‘00s.”)

Look at Mr. Watches Movies And Remembers What Happens over here.

“Dick Tracey called he said you’re a butt face and he plowed your mom.”

Nah. If he's guilty he should admit it and step aside, but if he's innocent he should refuse to be sidelined.

Star Wars Bebop

Stolen valor!!!  Proud Mandalorians died wearing that armor

Maybe writing about an entire culture based on a character who has about 20 minutes of screen time in two movies and says two lines wasn’t the best idea in the first place

literally nothing about the mandalorians doesn’t read like the fanfiction of a 13-year-old boy, so this can only be very bad.

LMAO! I remember lots of people attacked me cause I kept saying that Wayans was very much part of the problems on the Lethal Weapon set and not just an innocent victim of a wayward co-star. The red flag was always his refusal to do table reads. People gloss over that but skipping those is not a minor thing as it only…

But what about discussions of the taxing of trade routes?? That’s what Star Wars is really about!

I’m sure it’s totally awesome and not at all emotionally confusing for the kids.

To pee with. 

never heard of it

Who would’ve thought a show staring the 97th, 131st, and 312th most popular X-Men would flop?