I can’t believe that more people don’t understand that if those spin-offs were going to happen, they’d already be in production. Since they’re not....  People should be able to do the math on this one; it’s not rocket science. 

Except Lewis Tan is a shit actor, and the pedigree of whatever project his dad or uncle or whatever relative worked on previously will never be enough to compensate for that.

If you thought the idea of Danny Rand firing magic ki bullets at different times that still hit the same target in mid-air at the same moment “looked fun,” then your parents should ask for a refund on your education.

There was profitability in constantly shitting on it, as the hate-click audience was clearly bigger than the fan-click one. 

They’re not currently developing a second season of Defenders! FFS, people, it’s been announced ON THIS SITE before.

They almost stuck the landing with Misty and her glowing katana

With limited exceptions based on specific factors, every show gets cancelled eventually. This kind of grave-dancing, though, is in poor taste. 

Nah, series creator Michael Schur has confirmed that they exist in a new timeline where they never died. It’s Earth, but not Earth-616.

Same with all of the “good works” that Janet is doing. Helping that bartender reconnect with his ex-wife, what does it matter when the whole timeline is erased?

IDK if you’re on your first view or second time through, but Community’s mockumentary style really blossomed in S03E08, “Documentary Filmmaking: Redux.”

So, when Michael and Janet are discussing their plan at the beginning, Michael asks how they’re going to track Team Cockroach’s progress, and Janet replies, “Only the accountants have that information.”

I’m trying to come up with the official “Diamond & Silk” moniker for Counterfeit Kanye. Omarosa already took “Copper,” so what are the good options left? Vote below:

“No, Donny, these men are nihilists. There’s nothing to be afraid of.” 

I send all my charity to Team Rational Decision Making- Not Living In Hurricane Zones Division.

I suspect that this entire movie is nothing but a gambit to grab the “Statesman” title, with very little writing or effort being put into the project beyond that.

Yeah, for Cardi B’s story to be true as it has been told so far, then Cardi B must spend a shit-ton of time reading hate tweets AND monitoring who is liking AND unliking them in real time. Possible? Sure. Plausible. Not a chance in fucking hell, and certainly not if she expects us to believe that she’s as good a…

I can’t wait to see the giant third-act CGI slugfest between Johnny Appleseed, Harriet Tubman, and Davey Crocket. 

Manny Jacinto from The Good Place apparently has a role in this.

There was no tweet, liked or unliked. That’s what is known as a “pretense,” and a clearly-faked on at that.

“gold plated trash bag” 😂