Remember, everything Donald Trump touches turns to shit. Apply for foreign citizenship somewhere stable NOW.

Sounds like she’s the Splinter of #MeToo.

Remember when Rose McGowan was known for her acting talents?

Mario Party 8 is the best. Played a game against my friend this past weekend.

(Notably, McGowan also told her interviewer she’d consider a political run, but as a Republican.“Just to fuck it up. Just to blow people’s minds.”)

Like some filthy prop comic?? God forbid.

I’m somewhat baffled that Funny Or Die doesn’t have video of the event available on their site. I mean, wouldn’t it raise more awareness if it weren’t a limited-access performance? Surely the cost of setting up a donation site with video clips of the acts on-stage would be less than the amount that could be raised by…

Celebrities do drugs to help forget the banality of existence... just like us!

I went by what you wrote.

Sometimes you just have to laugh at certain sections of the media trying to create a reality and failing so badly at it. Amy Zimmerman at The Daily Beast is another one who uses any instance of publicity for Taylor Swift to write about the Kanye West feud, mostly because she’s TBD’s resident Kardashian sycophant.

Yummsh is probably just one of those dudebros who thinks it’s their job to tell women to “smile more.” Like that actual fucking demon guy from The Good Place. 

First, quote me where I said “majority” please? Oh, right, I never said that but you tried to make me say it, like every bad-faith debater on the internet ever. Your argument was bad because it started from a mistaken premise, which is on you. And if you want to parse the meaning of “all about,” go ahead and fuck…

Because like The Root, you are all about performative outrage, which is inherently false and phony. They do it for pageclicks and you do it for replies that provide you with the attention that is otherwise lacking from your sad existence. And look at you, all White Asshole Savior, setting yourself up as The Root’s…

Fuck you, you smug foreign shitheel. You’re not even American, which makes your phony racial outrage even worse. 

A nap.

Splinter is “progressive,” not liberal. 

I liked “The World’s Largest Tater Tot” the best.

Based on her costumes, “fleshed out” is the perfect way to describe Emma Frost. 

You are thinking of Mark Millar. 

“Everyone involved is trying to make sure Clementine’s story is told,” he said. “I’m not concerned at the moment with telling that story in the comics.”