I have for years now been evangelizing that chopsticks are the absolutely ideal utensil for eating a salad.

I’ve been forced to gate check a bag, and then had my connecting flight canceled and made to stay overnight without my medicine, toiletries or a change of clothes. After that I refuse to check my bag. It’s a soft, skinny weekender bag that can fit in just about any otherwise “full” overhead compartment.

I remember when God Of War came out last year, there was an update pushed literally every day for like the first two weeks after release. And each time I would have to do the update myself. If it’s true that the PS4 only checks for updates once a day, you would really hope that Sony’s own first party studios would…

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Well, aside from all those untraceable assault rifles and .50 cal machine guns (!) he sold to who-knows-who. Actually, judging by the recent past, I have a pretty good guess as to who: white supremacists and nazis!

Me too, buddy. Me too.

I disagree. Everything is political, because politics is about our society, and who it’s for. When people say they don’t want to bring politics into something, what they are really saying is that they want to maintain society’s status quo and pretend anything that is “other” doesn’t exist, or is too indecent to be…

Man, a Wes Anderson-directed Sonic The Hedgehog would be so interesting.

I’m sorry, but your ballot will not be counted. You voted for the Democratic candidate, the Libertarian candidate, the Green Party candidate, and also checked the write-in box without writing anything in. You are only allowed to vote for one (1) candidate in the presidential race.

It really wasn’t that stupid. Dame was red hot that game, is clearly capable of making it, it eliminated the possibility of a turnover, and made sure OKC had no time to get their own posession before the buzzer. The worst that happens is that he misses, and they enter overtime with Westbrook and George having 5 fouls…

The very very original meaning for electrocution was not death by electric shock, but specifically execution by electric shock. As in, capital punishment. But before the first person had even been electrocuted, the term was already being “misused.” It’s been well over 100 years since pedants began arguing about the…

Whoever designed the banner for The Shay’s opening clearly saw The Hunger Games and thought the rich white people were the good guys...

In Portland’s case, there is. Tear out the section of I5 that runs through downtown Portland, and rename 405 to I5. It would add mere minutes to the route of thru-traffic. Instead, Oregon’s supposedly progressive state government is doing all they can to ram through a highway expansion in downtown, which will wreck a…

This is the kind of selfless dedication to bettering our country we desperately need. LittleDonnie’sSpellChekker 2020!!!!!!!

My favorite thing about this breed of stadium rendering is how it looks like a really boring stage from a 90s era Mortal Kombat game.

Uh, so can highways.

Portland, one of the most environmentally progressive cities in the country, has only committed to an electrified bus fleet by 2040. We have a whopping 5 electric busses in our fleet, and TriMet continues to order new diesel busses when older ones reach the end of their operational lifespan. “Policy and institutional…

Having watched the entirety of the linked seven minute video, it appears that each contestant is limited to three slaps. If both are still standing at the end, the judge rules on who won. Also, the large man with more hair on his back than I have on my head hits like a truck.

If this is the kinda shit he does in the middle of a public plaza, I can’t imagine what that poor woman has to deal with behind closed doors.

I was gonna say the same thing about “koldnolimit” and Derrick Rose...