I suppose it could be possible that they did two loops, and somehow the first didn’t register with the sensor mat. But that would mean they pretty significantly slowed down from a 8:15 pace over the first 11 miles to a 13:30 pace for the last two. I’d say it’s certainly more likely that she just didn’t do a second…

The “narrative developments” argument would only make sense if Hayter had voiced Big Boss in Ground Zeroes. That would’ve been a legitimately Kojima-esque narrative trick, but that’s not the reality we live in.

I was absolutely flabbergasted that she isn’t behind bars. Apparently she wasn’t indicted until summer 2018 and the case is still proceeding. She faces up to 20 years in prison, but considering she’s a vaguely-ish pretty, vaguely-ish young, rich white woman I question whether she will do much time. Her Pakistani…

I would guess that if you live in the USA, soy milk will be the most environmentally friendly. We grow more soy than anyone else in the world.

I loved this breakdown! One thing I believe is new that you guys didn’t point out is variable start heights! In SMM1, the start of a level would always be at the very bottom-left of a stage. In this, the very first scene shows Mario running right and then jumping down a staircase/slope.

This really puts into perspective what an egotistically-driven farce their HQ2 sweepstakes were. They were always planning on setting up shop in NYC, and had absolutely no intention of even considering any other locations.

Boy, the /r/LiveStreamFail comments are something else.

The LGBTQ [sic] is a modern day version of the Ku Klux Klan.

Can’t wait for Jeff Bezos to change his address to Virginia so he can get away with paying a few more hundred people slave wages.

Albert, to address your frustration with transition 3-point attempts, how do you feel about this idea I (and surely other people) have had for a few years now: A hard limit on how many 3 point attempts a team can put up in a game. After that limit is reached, everything is a 2 pointer.

Wasn’t it pretty well understood that SHS was gonna resign after the midterms? I guess she realized she could just stop doing the job and still get paid, instead.

Here’s a lifehack: see if you have a local community center you can go to instead. They are usually cheaper, less crowded, and you can pay month-to-month. It probably won’t have some of the fancier stuff that a for-profit gym has, but who needs that crap?

Rockstar will make this go away by guaranteeing that they will hire Pinkertons to massacre their workers when the unionization drive starts.

As someone who also graduated in 2012, thank you for that.

Brown shoes + grey suit can work, but it needs to be light brown + light grey. Dark brown + dark grey looks awful, as we can see here. And the shoes he is wearing in particular couldn’t look good with any outfit.

No.

As much as I despise Ben, I think he’s clearly above Eli. But yeah, there’s no fucking way he’s top five of his era.

I thoroughly enjoyed the video, Tim, thanks for making it. It’d be awesome to know the name of the band the kid is in, if you don’t mind sharing it!

I went to game 4 of the NBA finals in 2015, when the Cavs were up 2-1 in the series. Ric Flair showed up during halftime and gave a pump-up speech that was like 80% “woo!”s to the crowd. It hyped us the fuck up. Mosgov led the Cavs with 28 points as they lost to the Warriors 103-82.

I’m sure that immediately after coming back from his 2 month suspension-without-pay he will receive a *plugs 2 ÷ 12 into calculator* 16.67% raise for all that “ownership and redemption” he so bravely displayed.