These were delightful, thanks for sharing.

Samer, you’re a journalist. Can you please investigate where the hell his front teeth went in this photo? I thought y’all might’ve removed them as a joke, but they are seemingly missing from the original photo as well. The deep black void where his teeth should be gets only more terrifying as he gets redder and redder.

Yeah, I guess it’s supposed to be a reference to how scary drowning in Sonic is, but it’s a pretty weak one. It would have been better to have the drowning music play whenever Sonic does his drowning animation, but I’m sure that would have been harder to implement than just pinging him with some damage over time.

Sounds like a great way to have the Social Security retirement age pushed into the stratosphere the moment some old shithead wants to run for president and has the backing of a majority vote in congress.

Why does Gary Cohen even get an opportunity to speak to the incoming class of congresspeople?

Aaaaand your answer is wrong. It’s Pac-Man.

The conventional wisdom had been that he’d sleepwalk to a Senate seat over Doug Jones in 2020, but that never made sense to me. The Republican party is the party of Trump, now, and Trump fucking despises Jeff Sessions! There is no way Sessions will ever sniff a primary victory again, and he seems to know it.

That must be a female-presenting nipple. Just wait until we tell the southern baptists that Jesus is trans.

This looks like a helluva trip, and I am ready to embark on it. Thanks for sharing.

Counter-intuitively, I think I would have a much better chance at winning this on his serve than on mine, because my serve is so pathetic that he could easily hit a winner wherever the hell he wanted on the court. It’s essentially a serve for him where he’s not constrained by the service box. When he serves, at least…

I really enjoyed this article, thanks Nathan. It also inspired me to peruse the top all time posts on the subreddit, and it seems like a mix of internet drama I couldn’t possible give a shit about, and some genuinely funny clips. My favorite is this one of an IRL streamer sharing an infectious laugh with a stranger…

Caitlyn McKinney and Cammie McMahan. I swear, these conservative white girls come from a factory with a very limited random name generator.

You’re not fooling us. We all know that friend is Drew Magary.

FYI, This American Life is produced by Chicago Public Media, not NPR.

It wouldn’t shock me if platform owners like Microsoft aren’t exactly thrilled with publishers having their own account systems, and only agree to the integration if they don’t have to deal with any of the administrative bullshit. That’s a total guess on my part, though.

I looooooved these games as a kid. I hadn’t really paid attention to this remake, but holy crap is it gorgeous now that I’ve looked at it. I want this, but there are so many games out there. So many games. So little time. I should play things I haven’t played yet.

...I might get this anyways.

I’m really looking forward to voting for Amazon Cuomo for president in The Year of the Whisper-Quiet Maytag Dishmaster.

It took me several months of seeing Kool-Aid-Man-Jon-Gruden to notice this, but...where the fuck did his front teeth go?

For those who need a refresher, Laura Loomer is the nutjob that drove around on horribly dry-rotted tires and accused antifa of slashing one of them when it finally gave out. So she definitely has a real good handle on environmental wear and tear.

As someone who grew up in Texas and has family in Tennessee, and thus had to make the drive many times, the swamps of Louisiana are actually pretty cool to drive through. Mississippi and Alabama, on the other hand, are undoubtedly the most boring states in the country to traverse.