Oh dang bro you better call the internet police and report this heinous crime

We bought my wife’s model 3 in late Dec 2018. I regret it more each day. But my wife loves the car so we aren’t getting rid of it.  I will never buy another Tesla and won’t help my wife if she wants one.  My thoughts on her car: the suspension sucks, it’s noisy, the wiper controls are dangerous, lock/unlock with phone…

Sensitive Reader Butthurt After Reading Article About Politician Requesting Special Treatment for Parking Ticket on Car Site.

It’s true, I would never write about Menendez because I’m a partisan hack with no principles or morals just like you. Oh, wait:

The drivetrain is shared with just about every Volvo built in the last decade.

Meanwhile the flights from London to the US were traveling at a ground speed rivaling a 2CV

“To cover up his tracks, the 28-year-old told investigators he had been looking at texts sent by colleagues”

Imagine the monotony and mental abuse you’d have to endure being a driver on that job — probably long hours, crap pay, and nothing but loud, annoying, self-absorbed convention goers — often drunk and obnoxious — making the same dumb comments and jokes over and over, every 5 minutes. Plus nothing but artificial light…

It’s also worth noting that Stanford reviewed the situation and basically said, “it’s fine”. Guess his tuition checks were still clearing.

Tthese lawsuits aren’t going to go anywhere. In the U.S. we don’t want no federal gubmint controlling our lives so we don’t have regulation requiring immobilizers. Since we don't institute this regulation that other First World countries did a long time ago we get Third World results. 

Can you imagine the morons who sat there designing this thing and literally thought “how can we better hide this emergency release latch so it can’t be seen at all?”

Donald Trump was not elected the editor of Jalopnik. I hope this helps. 

I think there are still certain specific paper delivery services like bank checks, financial notes and such that run daily intercity services. Some medical and court services too.

On one hand I might agree with your first point, but this is ALSO NYC. Like there isn’t an abundance of land to use as a holding area for parents. Maybe just have your crotch goblins walk to a place there isn’t a bus lane. Also parents, especially when dropping or picking up kids at school tend to kind of be…

Maybe we don’t need to drop out little darlings off directly at the school’s door. I get that not every family lives where it’s possible for them to get their kids to school on foot or bike, where school bus service (for public schools) might be inconvenient, and that some kids are a little young to send them on…

Yup.  That’s how literally any person who isn’t insanely rich would be treated.  There’s no reason Musk should get different treatment.  

Can’t even get a peaceful transfer of power in the crane world.

I think the text on those stickers is too small for someone to actually be able read that at a safe following distance from your vehicle.

That sounds like a time where you avoid any kind of settling, hire an attorney, and present this at a trial, with a countersuit.

One of my own coworkers had this happen to him...a lawyer did it. Luckily the coworker had a camera in the car