Judging by this punishment, for widescale fraud to not be profitable (i.e. the right thing to do to maximize shareholder value) for Caterpillar, the government would have to successfully discover and prosecute greater than 75% of all the fraudulent business that Caterpillar conducts.

I assure you, it is indeed possible for Papa Johns to be the best chain pizza, and to also be trash.

As someone who read and enjoyed your (iirc) 80,000 word review of Final Fantasy XIII back in your ACTION BUTTON DOT NET days, please oh pretty please make a one-hour video on JRPG battle systems.

Anyone able to translate what Shigesato Itoi wrote?

In the case of the NitW developers, they do. Hell, for several years one of the three creators of the game was hand-stitching plushies that they sold.

“We’re not going to rush to execute. We’re just taking our time, and I think that’s fine”

Jesus, that final strip sack is awful. Savage somehow managed to get blind-sided...DESPITE THE FACT THAT THE RUSHER WASN’T COMING FROM HIS BLIND-SIDE. How the hell did he not see him? Is Savage literally blind in his right eye?

If you (like me) are a sad and lonely individual that only ever needs to make a single cup of coffee, just get an aeropress. It costs like $20 and makes excellent single serve coffee in about the same amount of time it takes a Keurig to go through whatever dark rituals are involved in making its cup-o’-mud. It’s…

Didn’t Sony tout a physical release of the remastered Night Trap at E3 this year? Published by Limited Run Games, no less? It’s interesting that they’re the ones pushing for this ESRB change, really seems like they’re stabbing a business partner in the back with it. It’s especially ironic considering Night Trap is the…

The allure of taking home the chair is part of the deal with Wrestlemania floor seats, which sell for thousands of dollars a piece.

Timothy, my dude, go to bed. You’ve earned it.

Watt’s leg is completely wrapped up in a cast, I don’t think he’d be able to kneel even if he wanted to. Not that I’m entirely sure that he would want to.

Correction: the victim of the Slender Man stabbing survived.

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My recommendation is to travel with a thin duffel bag. My duffel bag is 11 inches wide, and I’ve never had a problem finding a spot in an overhead bin that it would fit, no matter how full the flight attendants/gate workers insisted they were. I traveled for three straight months internationally with just the bag and…

I too was wondering where security was. But then I thought...if I was some poor schmuck working part-time security for probably $8 an hour and with no benefits, and I saw some drunk idiots fighting each other down the concourse, I’d probably just turn around and pretend I didn’t see anything.

I agree with you, but the software developer in me is mildly annoyed at the redundancy of the first half of this AND conditional.

Yeah, they evoke pro poker players much more than they do pro athletes, and that is not a good look. I think well-fitted polos (without overly garish patterns or logos) are a much smarter choice for esports players.